Alexander: John, can I have a kit kat?

John: You can have half of one.

Alexander: Okay!

John: *gives Alex half of one bar*

Alex: *takes bite*

Lafayette: *grabs Alex's hand and almost eats the kit kat*

Alex: LAF! NO! AHH!

John and Alex: AHH!

Lafayette: *laughs*

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This actually happened at lunch today XD I'm Alex and John is my friend, Jon.