He's constantly confusin', confoundin' the British henchman. Ev'ryone give it up for American's favorite fighting FRENCH MEME!

LARGE BAGUETTE

I'M TAKING THIS COURSE BY THE GRAINS, MAKING BREAD TASTE BETTER WITH WHOLE GRAIN!

LARGE BAGUETTE

AND I'M NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL THE TOAST IS POPPING UP WITH CRISPY CRUMB REMAINS- I'M!

LARGE BAGUETTE

WATCH ME SAUTEING I'M GLAZING I'M GRATING I'M-

LARGE BAGUETTE

I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE CRUMBS

LARGE BAGUETTE

I COME BACK WITH MORE BUNS... AND CHIPS AND SO THE SALAD SLIPS

We rendezvous with croissant dough, consolidate their chips.

We can bake this bread at Yorktown, top it off with seeds, but, for this to succeed, there's something else we need!

SMALL HAM MAN