Link is the same thing.

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Anyone on TURN: Simcoe, let me see what you have!
Simcoe: A KNIFE!
Anyone on TURN: NO!

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Ensign Baker is gay?
Ensign Baker is gay.

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I'm having a crisis. Why is everyone on TURN so tall?

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Abe: Man, FUCK Washington.
Ben: I'm trying.

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[Robert Townsend voice] I'd like to buy an advertisement.

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Good TURN Ending: Baker comes back from the dead (this wasn't in here but I wish he lived)
Bad TURN Ending: Anything else

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Sturridge is the most relatable TURN character because I too am desperate to be included in things and would also trip and shoot myself in the leg as soon as I attempted and kind of physical activity.

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Someone: Caleb Brew-
Me: cries

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Consider this: Mary Woodhull, no matter how un-in love you consider her and Abe to be right now, is still the man's fucking wife and obviously cares about him a hell of a lot. Her anger and frustration at not being told what's happening to Abe is completely justified. (personally I don't believe it)

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Ben: Is there anything better than pussy?
Ben: Yes, a really good book.

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Townsend: Calling people daddy is gross.
Abe: Don't kinkshame me.
Townsend: Kinkshaming IS my kink.
Abe: [screams]

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TURN, but every time Caleb says "shite" it gets faster.

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Caleb: Do you ever, like... wake up, or do-- uh, like, do something, and you're just like "what the he- fuck is going on?"

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Washington: Road work ahead?
Washington: Yeah, I sure hope it does!

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I guess it's a good thing TURN is done filming because now Seth can have his legs back. (Speaking of, next chapter is a Seth appreciation post so that wasn't in that the parentheses and stuff between is is usually mine unless it's [ or { okay?)

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I need Seth Numrich to know that he is a beautiful man.

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*Forgets how to speak French and English*

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There's gonna be another chapter dedicated to this so wait.