Washington: We are OUTGUNNED, OUT MANNED, OUTNUMBERED, OUT PLANNED!

Hamilton: I have like... three friends. Will that help?

Washington: ...

Washington: My baby boy has FRIENDS! I am so PROUD OF YOU ALEX! WHO ARE THEY? WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES? LET'S HAVE THEM OVER FOR SOME TEA AND A GAME OF CATCH! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!