Why I Need Time Travel

Punch Thomas Jefferson in the face.

Tell John Laurens he deserves the world.

Also maybe give him a turtle.

Punch Andrew Jackson in the face.

Tell Alexander Hamilton to calm the fuck down.

Say hi to Ben Tallmadge.

Teach Aaron Burr how to light a fucking candle.

Punch Henry Laurens in the face. (John's dad)

Find out what the censored words in Hamilton and Laurens' letters were (and the destroyed ones)

Punch all the founding fathers in the face, to be honest.

Except Hamilton, Lafayette, and Washington.