Alexander Hamilton died in 1804. You know who was born in 1804? That's right: John Deere. What did John Deere invent? You guessed it. The first successful steel plow in 1837. Where do people use plows? On FARMS. What's one of the leading insurance companies in America today? State Farm. Eliza Hamilton was in a STATE of depression after her husband cheated on her with Maria Reynolds. What other musical theater character has the name Maria? MARIA from West Side Story, who was played by none other than Natalie Wood. What gives us wood? TREES. Who sings about sitting under a fig tree in the song "One Last Time"? GEORGE WASHINGTON. What did George Washington call Hamilton that made him upset? Son. HOW MANY LETTERS DOES THE WORD SON HAVE? THAT'S RIGHT!  THREE! AND THAT'S HOW MANY SIDES A TRIANGLE HAS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED BITCH!