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Section A (Yaha ke baccho ke baare mein kaun nahi jaanta aur jo nahi jaanta vo Google kal lo)
Time - Ye batana hamne band kar diya hai

Shruti(The chashmish and the topper saahiba kyuki meri class mein bhi hai and miss shurumti if you are reading this to jaake Maths ke formulas ratt) - Abe ye log aayenge kab ???

Gunjan - Dekhte hai bro abhi tu jaake current affairs ke ratte maar oh yaad kar

Shruti - oye main ratte nahi maarti

Gunjan - Haa to maine kaha bola ki tu ratte maarti hai ye to tu bol rahi hai

Shruti - Gujjuuu main maar daalungi tujhe

Gunjan - Ek to ye gujju mat bola kar kasam se gundo mawalio waali feel aa jaati hai

Ankush - Haa to hai bhi to tu dawood ki behen

Shruti - Oh you mean haseena parkar

Ankush - No I mean halwai waale dawood ki behen

Gunjan - Ankush you know chullu bhar paani usi mein dub mar agar vo na kaafi pade to take a knife and cut your nerves vo na ho to

Ankush - Bas Bas ho jaayega pakka ab nahi karunga

Gunjan - Pakka na

Ankush - Are teri kasam *received a glare from gunjan* nahi mera matlab mere Pilot ki kasam aur tujhe to pata hai uske liye main apni aatma bhi kisi ko daan mein de sakta hoo be vo ek pen pure 70 rupees ka hai , mere ghar waale to jaaydad se bedakhal karne waale the mere bade shauk sunne ke baad

Gunjan - Haa vo to tune unke saamne thoda emotional drama kiya aur ye lo pilot haazir

Ankush - Aur kya aaja pen fight khelenge

Shruti - Nahi tu fir apne pen ka show off karega

Ankush - Abe nahi uske liye rorito hai na

Section B (Tum to jaante hi ho kaise bacche hai)

Sanju - Haa to chiller party

Kishan - Boliye miss tod fod

Sid - Oye tere ko pata iska naam tod fod hai

Kishan - Are bhaiya independence day ke function mein ek galti ki wajah se didi ne apne partner ko jo bajaya hai jo bajaya hai main to fan ho gaya didi ka

Neeraj - Main tera haaye re jabra fan ho gaya

Sanju - Ho gayo ho to next topic par aate hai

Kishan and Neeraj - Aate hai Aate hai

Sanju - Hmm to apna next topic kya hai mera matlab tumahara ab kaunsa period hai

Haseena - Didi drawing ka

Sanju - Haa to vo to bhul jaao ham ek game khelenge chalega

Kishan - Are didi aap bolo to daudega bhi

Karan - Aur kya pata Mishraji aap daudte hue dikhe to

All the girls laughed

Kishan - Hehehehe bhaiya itne heavy joke kaise maar lete ho mera to haste haste pet pair sab kuch dard hone laga

Now all the boys laughed

Sanju - QUITE EVERYONE

Kishan - Cool Cool didi *Now to the boys* Oye ab koi nahi hasega

Sanju - Oye chhote nuclear bomb Kerela ki capital bata

Kishan - Are ye apne school ke side mein hi to hai Thiruvananthapuram

Monu - Haa just side mein hi to hai

Kishan - Haina didi dekho mere saath rehkar aap bhi intelligent ho gaye ho

Sid and Karan - I agree

Shaanti - Aaj to hamara Maths ka test tha na

Sanju - To dekh kya rahe ho nikaalo test copy

Monu - Nahi na dictation karte hai

Karan - Maths ka test hoga

Monu - DICTATION

Karan - MATHS

Monu - DICTATION

Karan - DICTATION

All - Wooooooohhhhh Bhaiya haar gaye

Sanju - Ok to dictation hogi kyuki itni der se koi perfect topic hi nahi decide ho raha tha aur ab thoda accha topic mila hai to start karte hai to pehla word
ARGUMENT

Kishan - Jo abhi ye didi bhaiya kar rahe the

Sid - I agree

Monu - Tu bas agree hi kar

Sanju - Dusra Word Scolding

Neeraj - Sacoldingzzzz

Sanju - Hmm wahi aage next word Mistake

Kishan - Jo abhi neeraj bhai ne ki be tera answer galat hai

Karan - Oye cheating

Kishan - Aye chal nikal na aur Hindi waali teacher kehti hai ki dusro ki galtiya sudhaarni chahiye

TRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG(Haa ye bell ki hi aawaz thi jo ye darshato hai ki lunch ho gayo hai besharamo aa jaao )

Kishan - Bad luck bhaiya next time aap padhane aana  full maza karenge oh aap to school se jaane waale ho

Karan *To Sid* - Be iski height ka suitcase kitne mein aayega

After Lunch Break

Section A

The teachers I mean saste teachers entered the class

Ankush - Are bade sahab aap aa gaye aap itna kasht kyu kiye itni jaldi aane ka kya kya hua bade saahab aap hamare iss chhote se ghar mein aaye oh padhane aaye hai are ham hai na saahab aapka kaam karne ke liye *Now to Gunjan* Jaldi chaai banao maa bade sahab aaye hai

Gunjan - Haa bade sahab aaiye baithiye

Karan - Ye koi behaviour hai teachers ko greete karne ka

Ankush and Gunjan - Sorry bhaiya

Monu - Hmm abhi dhang se greetings do

All - GoooooooooodddddddmmmooooooooorrrrrtrrnnnnnniiiiinnnnngggggggggggggTeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhheeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssss

Sid - Hmm Good Morning Sit Down , So Everyone open your Hindi notebooks and start revising for your test The test is in next 10 minutes

All - Ok Sir

Sid *Whispering to Monu - Khauf dekha mera ekdam jabarjast

Ankush*Whispering to Gunjan - Oye ye to aate hi padhana chaalu kar diya bhaiya ne

Gunjan - Haa be kuch kar na

Ankush *Now to Sid* - Ahh Bhaiya pet dard ho raha hai

Sid - We only know aatma dard kya aapko vo ho raha hai to kripya kar saadhu ke paas jaaye

Ankush - Hehehehe Itna accha joke bhaiya aapko to comedian hona chahiye tha ye kya aap faaltu advisor ki line mein aa gaye

Karan - Ok to tumahara time khatam start karte hai to Oral test hoga to bhai koi book dedo apni

Bhavna (Katai Sharif aur sushil types ki bacchi jo inshort logo ki bhawnao ko samajhti hai) - Bhaiya ye lo

Karan - Hmm Waah pehle hi panne par kya likha hai

Sid - Waah Waah Waah Waah Vaise kya likha hai

Karan - Likha hai ki YE TO VAHI BAAT HO GAYI KI MAIN TERE PE ZINDA TU MERE PE ZINDA AUR SAANS HAM DONO HI NAHI LE RAHE

Sid - Kya baat beta itne ucch vichaar aapke kaise

Bhavna - Ahh vo bhaiya ham log cheating kar rahe the Hindi ki book mein likh likh kar aur ye *Pointing to Shruti* isne mujhe taunt maarne ke liye likha tha

Ankush - Ohh Hi guys this is your reporter Ankush From the channel Jhand Zindagi to aaj ki taaza khabar topper ka kaala sach aaya saamne pata chala ki vo cheating karti thi

Gunjan - 50 rupees tu khud kaatega overacting ke ya main kaat du

Karan - Oye chup kar jaao yaar aur bhavna ji aap bataiye agar aapko aadhi raat ko lambe naakhun mein school mein  koi dikhega to aap kya karengi

Ankush - Bhaiya aap sure ho na ki ye notebook ka hi question hai

Karan - Haa ji ab bhawna answer do

Bhavna -  To mera answer hai ki Main P.T. Teacher ko complaint karungi 

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