Harry: mommy no don't fall when the green air hits you! (He was 1)
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Hermione: *hugs Harry*
Harry: Avada Kadabra (insta kill spell)
Harry: oops
Death
•••
Hermione: use my wand
Harry: hey Siri, get me a gf
Hermione: ain't I u. Crush
Harry gets crushed
•••
Harry after death: life is fun *comes back to life*
Harry: :(
•••
Ron: I luv u hermione
Hermione: I like Harry
Harry grabs hermione and jumps out window and flies on Hedwig
Hedwig: inside its em em em em empty *explodes*
•••
Hagrid: give me a bird/horse/bird/Pegasus
Egg: ok *hatches into just that*
Hagrid: :)
A few years later
Hagrid: *finds dead spider* :(
Hagrid: lets make a funeral
Harry and other dude: ok
                              •••
James, Jaiden, Adri, and me arrive out of nowhere
Us: wait a minute where are we?

Bye my non-furry friends.

👌🔥