Me: .... Guys.... Apple is going to be gone for a bit... So he will not be able to react to stuff.

Jace: wait whut!? *runs out of room* coming my anime husband!!!!

Apple: *walks out of a closet* he gone?

Everyone besides Jace & Apple: *nods*

Apple: i guess i ship it... Its literally just me, myself, and I.

Draco: ok

Fred and George: Zzzzz BORING!

Hermione: i agree lately things have been boring

Me and Blaise: thats because there are barley any funny ship to react to.... *looks at each other* creepy

Tom: no

James and Harry: eh

Pansy: meh

Apple: don't steal my *beep* line

Me: we need more crack ships