Me: So The next few chapters are going to be crack ships and normal ships. I hope you don't mind.

Snape: This can't be a real ship

Tom: It is actually

Harry: That's it I'm done *walks out of the room*

Hermione: No to the ship

Pansy: I have to agree with the filthy mudblood

Me: Parkinson don't make me Avada Kedavra your ass

Blaise: I kinda see the ship

Luna: Mhm I do ass well

Fred and George: Well of course. This ship is amazing.