Me: Jessica.Exe has stopped working

Harry: Why do you keep saying that?

Hermione: Maybe because these ships are ridicules. *crosses arms*

Remus: Don't you mean r-

Ron: don't ship it.

Harry and Hermione: same

Draco: eh I actually do

Blaise: yeah

Remus, Snape, Sirius, and James: yeah

Lily: no

Pansy: no

Blaise: Blaise.Exe has stopped working

Me and Blaise: *high five each other*

Tom: no no no heck no