Draco: Author we got a problem

Me: what?

Draco: *points at Tom*

Tom: *dressed as a rapper* Yo it's T-Riddle here to put out some hot rhymes

Blaise: wow i bet they so hot that some might say they are

Me: don't you dar-

Snape: Slyzzerin

Me: i hate you all..... Well i guess i should get in one the jokes to huh?

Tom: *wearing his normal clothes, and nods*

Harry: Slytherin' into a theater near you this summer...

Me: Snapes on a plane.

Hermione: Remus what is your thoughts about Mr. potter and Sirius?

Remus: well.... James is really deer to me, and Sirius is literally my home dog

Tom: Alternate universe where all of The Weasleys are adopted by Sirius...... Orange is the new black.

Me: The Mysterious Tumblr Sound

Snape: *sighs* Snape Snape Severus Snape

Everyone: TUMBLRTOOR!!!

Snape: Snape Snape Severus Snape

Draco: *takes a deep breath, and starts singing* Voldemort is coming to town! He nose when you're asleep... He nose when you're awake...

Me: How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking! JK, rolling

A/N: Got any jokes?