Me: From now on, we will be using codenames. *Walks in front of everyone* You can address me as 'Eagle One.'

Sirius, codename; "been there, done that."

Sirius: ????

Me: Harry is; "currently doing that."

Harry and Ginny: *blushes*

Ron: D:<

Me: Malfoy, codename; "It happened once in a dream."

Fred and George: *Laughing*

Me: Pansy, codename; "if I had to pick a Malfoy."

Pansy:.....

Me: Fred, codename; "Twincest ain't wrong for long."

Fred: *whispers* what the fuck?

Me: George is "red and burning."

Tom... Tom is.... "Eagle two."

Tom: oh thank Merlin.