Jace: your dear author will not be in these next few chapters. Why? She ded

Tom: WHAT?!

Jace: dude take a deep breath. Im kidding

Harry: ya take a chill pill

Jace: NO NOT THE SQUIP!!!

Everyone else: ???

Jace: *clears throat* sorry wrong story...

Hermione: so the ship?

Jace: ah yes the ship! *looks at ship* well i am gay

Draco: i dont even know you! You could be a werewolf for all i know!

Remus: hey!

Jace: yeah i guess it wouldn't be good for a Hufflepuff and a Slytherin to be together

Blaise: how are you of all people a Hufflepuff?

Jace: because I'm loyal. *turns into a giant wolf* plus i cant sit *sits, and the ground moves* stay, and roll over!

Draco: *whispers* can you play dead?

Jace: haven't mastered that yet. By the way I'm a demon hound

Ron: i dont ship it

Remus: no

Lily and jame: no

Snape: i see it

Luna: sure^^

Blaise: maybe he can teach Draco to be nice

Jace and Draco: don't count on it

Hermione: yes

Harry: no

Ginny: no

Pansy: *has tape over mouth*

Sirius: nah

Apple: num num num bleach (translation: no i need bleach)

Tom: sure