~Everyone is in the same room. Some reading, some eating (Ron), some watching tv, and others doing random things~

Me: *walks into room* guys I'd like you to meet someone. *everyone looks at me* guys this is Jace. *points at the guy next to me*

Jace: hello

Me: He has a few questions for us, and he's going to react to ships now!

Jace: yeah now with the questions. *flips his hair a little so he can see* if you had a talent what would it be?

Me: Oh this is perfect! *starts handing out papers with everyone's name on it.* okay these are like talent cards that I made for you! I've been studying you all, and I picked the best/weird talent for you! Who whats to go first?!

Harry: i guess me *unfolds paper, and reads* Deer in headlights?

James: i got that too

Lily: Mine says secretly a princess

Snape: future animal breeder?

Draco: snobby rich boy? HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

Hermione: can deliver a pizza under 30 minutes...

Blaise: Can tell if someone is pregnant or just plain chubby... *looks at Tom* oh geez

Tom: WHAT?! That can't be I'm a guy! *reads his paper* is able to get pregnant....

Sirius: What cha going to name the kid?

Tom: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS!!

Sirius: geez i was just asking

Tom: probably something that puts fear into everyone's hearts.... Ezra would be a good one...

Me: ?????

Jace: Cosplaying demon....

Ron: can eat a whole chicken under two minutes... True

Apple: apple apple cheese?

Luna: *reads paper* oh dear

Pansy: *reads Luna's paper* Can tell someone's d***k size just from two feet away?

Draco and Sirius: *crosses legs*

Blaise: anyone else thinks its weird Professor Snape isn't crossing his legs even though he's right next to Luna?

Ginny: nope. *reads* can make a painting out of anything anything

~Everyone starts fighting over how bad their is... Well except Tom~

Tom: *throws is water bottle on the ground* Hey my water broke!

~everyone goes silent~

Me: duuuuuuuude