Me: eh I kind of do kind of don't.

Hermione: No

Harry: No

Ginny: Yes

Ron: NO ME AND HERMIONE BELONGS TOGETHER!!!!! *starts smashing things*

Everyone else: o___O

Me: okay then...

Draco: I don't see it. *Still planning on getting revenge on the Author*

Fred and George: kind of see it.

Blaise: No

Pansy: meh

Luna: Okay this even confuses me.

Snape: Hmmm no.

Tom: Ugh how can I get my wand back!?

Me: Maybe if you start to be nice to me I might give you the wand.

Tom: Wait. Really?

Me: *nods*

Tom: I don't like this ship. *Hugs author from behind*

Me: *runs off* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Draco: What just happened?

Ginny: I have no idea.

Me: By the way what should I call you my dear readers?