Me: Sorry every emo that reads this *pushes g note, and cries*

Tom from a Very Potter Senior Year: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER. Was killed along with his parents. By me. I killed them. Woops

The Real Tom: *throws him out of the room*

Me: um okay then... Harry and James wants to sing something.

Harry: Here's an open letter to a treasure of a guy! *points at Tom*

Tom: me?

James: Whose behavior on in this book always make me cry!

Me and Tom: what?

Harry: He's a nasty dark haired schemer, who calls him the himself "Dark Lord!"

James: Without the help of his Death Eaters, his job would be a bore!

Everyone besides Tom: *Singing along* Hey!

Tom: heeey

Harry: He'll tell you that he loves you robes, but it's something he can't stand!

James: He's just so full of you know what, he has to double flush the can!

Everyone else besides Tom: Hey!

Ton: I eat a lot of fiber!

Harry: He bought two pairs of the same robes, one size four, and one size eight!

James: So when he wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if he lost weight!

Everyone besides Tom: Hey!

Harry: He's not the guy you think he is, so let me tell you, short.

James: There's black hair between his toes, and his real name isn't Voldemort!

Everyone besides Tom: Hey!

Harry: He's phony, scheming, snake nose, and his real name isn't Voldemort!

James: He steals and lies, but he's evil, guys, and his real name isn't Voldemort!

James and Harry: It's Tom!

Me: Okay who got them to watch Total Drama World Tour?!

Ginny: *sings* 1,2,3 slap my knee. My husband to be, his name is Harry! 4,5,6 pick up sticks! My heart won't tick without my Harry fixed! 7,8,9 straighten your spine! It's good to see Harry, lookin' so fine! 10,11,12 nothing rhymes with 12! Chicks want harry, but is butt's MINE!

Me: I give up!