Bellatrix: why is it that every time I have fun it is immediately considered wrong?

Narcissa: PEOPLE DIE WHEN YOU HAVE FUN!

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Molly: Fred, get that disgusting thing out of the living room.

Fred: Ron, mum wants you to leave the house!

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Fred: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Ron: That was deep.

George: Philosophy is wondering weather ketchup is a smoothie.

Ron: That was deeper.

Ginny: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a smoothie you idiots!

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Narcissa: Did you just refer to your wand as a "people opener"?

Bellatrix: Should I not have?

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Mcgonagall: Alright, who's fault is this!?

Hermione: It was Harry!

Ron: It was Harry!

Harry: It was Harry!

Mcgonagall: *raises eyebrow*

Harry: Oh poop.