Ron: Come on, I know that you love me.

Ginny: I'd sell you to Satan for one cornchip.

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Ron: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Percy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Harry: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Fred and george: we joined you in the dumb stuff.

Ginny: AND I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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*set after Ron and Hermione got married but don't have kids yet*

Harry: so how did you two get in a car accident?

Hermione: we were driving and there was a deer on the road and I said "Ron dear!".

Harry: and what did Ron say?

Hermione: tell him what you said.

Ron: "yes honey".

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Remus: you are smiling, did something good happen?

James: I can't smile because I feel like it?

Sirius: he saw snivelous trip down the stairs

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Snape: I am not feeling well

Snape: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*harry walks into the room*

Snape: there it is again.