(Don't forget to read the A/N at the end guys. It's important)

Percy Jackson updated his status:

I'm bored. #arewethereyet

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: NO! Percy you did not just do that!

Piper McLean: He has joined the dark side!

Grover Underwood: Yeah. If you start doing this, I am ending our friendship man. And that made no sense Piper.

Piper McLean: Shut up goat-boy!

Percy Jackson: What do you guys mean??

Gleason Hedge: The hashtag, kid. It's annoying!

Annabeth Chase: Coach I didn't know you had Facebook!

Gleason Hedge: There are a lot of things that you don't know about me, for example, I have won the affections of a nymph!

Percy Jackson: You go coach! Good job!

Piper McLean: Congratulations coach!

Grover Underwood: That is great news!

Gleason Hedge: Yeah, yeah whatever.

Leo Valdez: I still don't get one thing though... How can a tree and a goat like each other? Goats eat leaves right? Kinda?

Gleason Hedge: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON FACEBOOK VALDEZ? I TOLD YOU TO DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY PUSHUPS!

Leo Valdez: Yeah my awesome muscles decided they were not going to waste their time after number three. Pushups are not worth our time :)

Jason Grace: Really Leo? That's what you're going with?

Gleason Hedge: PUT SOME CLOTHES ON GRACE!

Jason Grace: Hey I happen to like what I'm wearing!

Piper McLean: I'm sorry Jason, but you need to change out of your superman cape and put actual clothes on.

Jason Grace: :(

Percy Jackson: Leo are we there yet?

Leo Valdez: For the last time Percy, NO!

Percy Jackson: When will we get there?

Leo Valdez: After several days!

Gleason Hedge: Okay who took my baseball bat?

Piper McLean: I saw Leo taking it..

Gleason Hedge: WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU VALDEZ! And Jackson! Chase! Get out of that cabin!

Jason Grace: Ooh Percy is busyy..

Annsbeth Chase: Yes. He's busy learning how to tie his shoelaces.

Piper McLean: Oooh.

Annabeth Chase: Pervs. :/

Percy Jackson: I don't get it :(

Piper McLean: Awww ^_^

Percy Jackson: Are we there yet?

Gleason Hedge: JACKSON IF YOU ASK THAT ONE MORE TIME I WILL KICK YOU OFF THIS SHIP!

Percy Jackson: You guys need me though :)

Leo Valdez: Unfortunately.

Percy Jackson: How's the camp doing Grover?

Grover Underwood: It's doing okay. Kinda. Clarisse dunked a Hermes kid in the lake, Drew charmspeaked Connor into doing her laundry, Chiron still thinks his wart is beautiful..

Gleason Hedge: Who is this Clarisse you keep talking about? She sounds like a cool kid.

Grover Underwood: Yeah you'll love her. She loves smashing things too.

Gleason Hedge: I want to meet this fine human specimen.

Jason Grace: Uh coach? Nobody says human specimen these days....

Gleason Hedge: Did I ask for your input Grace?

Jason Grace: No. *sigh*

Gleason Hedge: So keep your mouth shut and PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! That cape is disorienting!

Percy Jackson What does disorienting mean?

Piper McLean: ......

Annabeth Chase: -_-

Percy Jackson: So Chiron thinks his wart is beautiful? Haha XD

(five minutes later)

Percy Jackson: Haha

Percy Jackson: Is anybody here?

(five minutes later)

Percy Jackson: Anyone? *starts sobbing into his blue pillow*

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A/N

Q: Do you guys know who Magnus Bane is? If you don't then look him up okay? He's a character from another series and will sort of be in the next chat. :)
I hope you guys found this funny! They are on the Argo 2 in this chat if you didn't figure that out already. (I don't know how to type Roman numbers haha)

Please leave votes and comments guys! They mean a lot xD