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Cedric Diggory has updated his status;

I sparkle!

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Ron Weasley: Umm what?

Harry Potter: Wait, I saw you die! Voldemort killed you...

Hermione Granger: This is strange.

Harry Potter: The fact that he sparkles or that he's still alive?

Hermione Granger: Both.

Ron Weasley: Why does he sparkle though?

Fred Weasley: I don't think he does, because that would just be weird...and disturbing. I think he said that because he's high on something.

Ron Weasley: Good theory.

Harry Potter: HOW IS HE ALIVE THOUGH? I SAW HIM DIE! This...this isn't real....

Hermione Granger: Harry are you sure you saw him die? Maybe he wasn't even there when you saw Voldemort in the maze...maybe....

Ron Weasley: Maybe you were paralysed with fear and you just imagined him there mate.

Dobby: Is Harry Potter alright? Was he seeing things?

Ron Weasley: No..and yes Dobby.

Dobby: I don't understand..

Harry Potter: I AM NOT CRAZY. I AM PERFECTLY NORMAL!!

Fred Weasley: That's not what the caps lock suggests.

Harry Potter: Fine! We'll just ask Cedric! Cedric how come you're alive?

Cedric Diggory: I am a vampire, Harry.

Harry Potter: *passes out*

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