Draco Malfoy updated his status:

Can someone please find Longbottom's toad for him? His whining is seriously annoying me.

Comments:

Hermione Granger: I don't know where Crookshanks went either :/

Harry Potter: I don't know where Hedwig is...

Ron Weasley: Scabbers is gone too....

Harry Potter: Great. First I have to go battle Voldemort and now we have a pet crisis.

Draco Malfoy: Plus they're out of hot chocolate at the kitchens. Again! I'm having a horrible day! Pansy won't stop bothering me!

Harry Potter: Hahahaaa Malfoy. I feel bad for you.

Draco Malfoy: Shut your mouth Potter. I don't need anybody's pity.

Harry Potter: Touché :/

Draco Malfoy: Whatever.

Harry Potter: What if all the pets decided to go to the forest?

Draco Malfoy: Brilliant Potter.

Harry Potter: Huh? Really?

Draco Malfoy: Yes, brilliant impression of an idiot.

Harry Potter: -_-

Ron Weasley: Malfoy clearly woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Hermione Granger: You know what? That phrase never made sense to me. A bed is a bed and a side is a side. There is no wrong side. I mean you can wake up on whatever side and it doesn't make a difference.

Ginny Weasley: Yeah. I agree with Hermione.

Hermione Granger: :)

Draco Malfoy: Please stop it with the pointless small talk on my wall.

Ginny Weasley: Clearly something is wrong with him today.

Draco Malfoy: Pansy.... won't..... go....away!

Harry Potter: Try jinxing her...

Draco Malfoy: That's actually a pretty decent idea Potter.

Pansy Parkinson: *does not see the previous comments because she just wants to talk to Draco* Drakey....I was wondering.....

Draco Malfoy: Please complete the sentence.

Pansy Parkinson: Do you want to get coffee sometime?

Draco Malfoy: I'd love some right now actually.

Pansy Parkinson: Great :) I'll be over in a minute!

Draco Malfoy: Hold on. Just let me tell you what to get me. Black. Two sugars. I'll be in my dorm but feel free to leave it outside and just say coffee's here when you have done so.

Pansy Parkinson: And then? ;)

Draco Malfoy: Then you will be free to leave.

Harry Potter: Oooh BURN!! You just earned some respect from me Draco.

Ron Weasley: How does he manage to do that?

Hermione Granger: Sherlock. He watches Sherlock.

Ron Weasley: Huh?

Draco Malfoy: Don't ruin my awesome moments Granger. What Weasley doesn't know won't hurt him.

Ron Weasley: :/

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