(The awesome new cover was made by @emzstar. I love it XD)

Harry Potter updated his status:

Umbridge is so annoying!

Comments:

Ronald Weasley: Yep. And her face looks so like a toad!

Fred Weasley: We don't call her toad-face for nothing you know.

Hermione Granger: And don't even get me started on those "hem hem" noises.

Harry Potter: I saw her ogling Filtch just now....

Ronald Weasley: Really!?!

Harry Potter: Yep

Ronald Weasley: Wow...

Ash: McGonagall has sass though!

Harry Potter: Oh yeah! Did you see her in Transfiguration the other day? That was epic!

Hermione Granger: Hey, we're actually having a normal Facebook conversation...

Ronald Weasley: All right. Who took my chicken?

Hermione Granger: *facepalm* I spoke too soon.

Ronald Weasley: Harry give me my chicken!!

Harry Potter: Oops I ate it.

Ronald Weasley: Urghh I hate you.

Harry Potter: Nobody hates Harry Potter, Ronald. I am awesome. XD

Bellatrix Lestrange: Aww Potter thinks we like him....

Lucius Malfoy: Haha good joke Potter.

Voldemort: Why would I, lord Voldemort, like you?

Harry Potter: But....but... I thought....

Voldemort: Muahahaha!

Harry Potter: Well other than you, everyone loves me.

Dolores Umbridge: In your dreams Potter.

Harry Potter: Oh I don't like you anyway!

Draco Malfoy: You forgot me, Potter. I don't like you either.

Harry Potter: This is madness! I thought people loved me! *sobs*

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