Percy Jackson posted a message on Chiron's wall:

First thing's first, I'm the realest

Comments:

Chiron: Percy. This better not be what I think it is.

Percy Jackson: Drop this and let the whole world feel it

Chiron: Drop what exactly???

Percy Jackson: And I'm still in the Murda Bizness

Annabeth Chase: *murder business*. Sorry I had to.

Chiron: Persus Jackson! You will not spell like that on my wall! You need spell lessons. And what's this about a murder business??

Percy Jackson: I could hold you down, like I'm givin' lessons in physics

Chiron: Excuse me??

Percy Jackson: You should want a bad bitch like this

Chiron: Language!

Percy Jackson: Drop it low and pick it up just like this

Chiron: I still don't want we're dropping..,

Percy Jackson: Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris

Chiron: What the Hades???

Percy Jackson: High heels, somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist

Chiron: Percy boys don't wear high heals...

Percy Jackson: Takin' all the liquor straight, never chase that

Chiron: You are underage!

Percy Jackson: Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back

Chiron: ....,

Percy Jackson: Bring the hooks in, where the bass at?

Chiron: Okay that's it. I'm signing you up for grammar lessons..

Percy Jackson: Champagne spillin', you should taste that

Chiron: Did I not say you are underage???

Percy Jackson: I'm so fancy

Leo Valdez: I believe that's me bro :)

Percy Jackson: You already know

Chiron: I don't...

Percy Jackson: I'm in the fast lane

Chiron: You're using Facebook while you drive? Are you out of your mind??

Percy Jackson: From L.A. to Tokyo

Chiron: Percy I know you suck at geography but that really isn't possible..

Percy Jackson: I'm so fancy

Leo Valdez: You bet I am! Bad boy supreme!

Percy Jackson: Can't you taste this gold?

Chiron: I'd rather not..

Percy Jackson: Remember my name

Chiron: I expect I shall. Unfortunately.

Percy Jackson: Bout to blow

Chiron: What? Where? Percy are you okay??

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Haha I've wanted to do that for a while now.. Vote and comment guys! And thanks for reading :)