Zeus has updated his status;

My lightning bolt has been stolen.

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Poseidon: So has my trident.

Hades: And my helm of darkness.

Zeus: I swear when I find out who took my bolt, that person shall be obliterated!

Hermes: Haha. The last person you "obliterated" was a poor old lady who had no idea what hit her.

Zeus: I was going for the Fury behind her. Hades was having one of his"days" so clearly I had to clean up his mess.

Hermes: You call killing an innocent old woman, cleaning up after Hades? Lol

Zeus: We are talking about the missing weapons.

Hermes: Oh yeah. George and Martha just vanished.

Luke Castilian: I have the weapons. If you want them back, you will do as I say.

Zeus: You insolent child!

Hades: May you be damned for life.

Poseidon: You are a horrible rebel.

Hermes: Luke we've gone over this a million times.

Luke Castilian: That I should only take my anger out on you and not anyone else? Well, guess what? This is way more fun!

Hades: The child is a lunatic.

Hermes: He happens to be my son, Hades!

Zeus: We are talking about the weapons! How do we get them back?

Hades: I think a council is in order, don't you?

Poseidon: No. Facebook is the new place of council meetings.

Hades: Ughhh!!

Zeus: We need the help of our children.

Luke Castilian: Oooh that's a surprise! *note sarcasm* You guys can never do anything yourself.

Zeus: You dare speak to us that way?

Luke Castilian: Uh Zeus? I dared to steal your lightning bolt! I'm pretty sure that is more important right now.

Zeus: Right. Well, let's call the one demigod who will answer us and do our bidding.

Hades: And who will be doing absolutely nothing.

Zues: Percy jackson.

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I have no idea where I went with this one :/ i know it's not that funny but,

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