Harry Potter updated his status:

Guess what I just found??? Voldemort's old account!

Comments:

Ron Weasley: What???

Hermione Granger: Harry what are you talking about?

Voldemort: Oh no..

Harry Potter: Oh you're here. Tom.

Voldemort: Do not call me that.

Harry Potter: Why? Afraid your death eaters will find out?

Voldemort: Avada Kedavra.

Harry Potter: XD

Ron Weasley: You can't kill him over Facebook...

Voldemort: .....

Belletrix Lestrange: My lord? Is this true? You have another account?

Voldemort: It is most certainly not true!

Harry Potter: Oh it is. Just search up Tim Riddle.

Voldemort: It is not Tim! It's Tom!

Harry Potter: Haha XD

Voldemort: I mean. .it is not Tom either! It is Lord Voldemort!

Yaxley: Whoa...

Lucius Malfoy: I just saw his old pictures..

Voldemort: What? No!

Antonin Dolohov: So he did have a nose before. Always been curious about that actually..

Voldemort: Death eaters! Get off that profile immediately!

Narcissa Malfoy: Well no wonder Bella likes him..

Bellatrix Lestrange: Ikr! He was hot!

Rowle: Forget that... Look at his hair! Wonder what happened to it...

Voldemort: .....

Harry Potter: My work here is done XD

Voldemort: Go die in a hole Potter.

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