Voldemort has updated his status:

I need to know when the boy is being moved from his aunt and uncle's house. Pronto!

Comments:

Yaxley: Jeez. Somebody is a bad mood...

Dolohov: Isn't he always? Sometimes I wonder why I joined him.

Lord Voldemort: You joined me because I threatened to kill your mom. Psh coward.

Dolohov: Oh yeah..

Lord Voldemort: Now when is the Potter boy being moved?

Yaxley: The eve of his birthday my lord.

Severus Snape: He's bluffing. I got the right info. My lord I hope you don't find what I'm about to tell you too bald...

Severus Snape: Haha. Bald.

Lord Voldemort: Was that a hair joke Severus? Have you seen yours?

Severus Snape: Touché. The boy is being moved next Saturday.

Lord Voldemort: They tricked me! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!

Severus Snape: Welcome to my world..

Lord Voldemort: And they won't even say my name right! The T is silent!

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