My dad's friend said he saw someone named Brown Thong in FFXIV

AND IN LIMSA LOMINSA I SAW A GUY USE A SIT EMOTE, AND THE OTHER GUY SIT IN FRONT OF HIM LIKE THEY WERE "DOING THE THING" SUBTLY

XD

I SAW SOMEONE WHO HAD A BRIGHT RED POMPADOUR AND HIS NAME WAS RENALDO BINGLES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I LOVE FFXIV