Kapil: To Sumedh aur Devaki, pehle aap btaiye k aap mile kese?

Sumedh: Basically me ladki dekhne gaya aur coincidence yeh hua k ladki Devaki ki teammate thi. Waha Devaki bhi thi, mene isko dekha aur bas...

Kapil: Waah. Ek dekhne gey saathme dusri free mil geyi. Ek Devaki h, fir Parul, fir Sakshi Bhabhi, aur ek ham h jinhe Sarla se kaam chalana padta h.

Sarla: Kappu!!!

Kapil: Aa geyi pisachni mera khoon pine.

Sarla: Kappu tumne btaya nhi yeh sab aane wale the?

*Sarla greets everyone*

Sarla: Kappu sab apne ghar basa rhe h, tumhe nhi lagta tumhe bhi apna ghar bsana chahiye?

Kapil: Tujhe badi fikar ho rhi h mere ghar ki? Chal bhaag yaha se! Jaa jakar apne baap k baalo me se jue nikaal!!

Sarla: Kappu!!! Tum na ek din pachtaoghe mujhe thukrane k lie!

*Sarla leaves*

Kapil: Avai aa jate h pagal log.
Accha Siddharth aap Parul ko kese mile the?

Siddharth: Me actually gymnastics krta bhi hu aur sikhata bhi hu. Parul ka chota bhai mujhse gymnastics seekhne aata tha aur yeh usko academy chodne aaya krti thi. Ham waha mile aur pyaar ho gaya.

Kapil: To aapki families maan geyi?

Parul: Nhi, actually meri family maan geyi thi lekin Siddharth ki taraf se haan nhi ho rhi thi. Me engineer hu aur koi acting ka background h nhi, is lie.

Siddharth: To Sumedh Bhai ne hamari shaadi krvai. Gharwalo ko inhone mnaya tha.

Kapil: Sumedh mere lie bhi dhoondh do koi ladki.

*Rinku Bhabhi and Santosh come*

Santosh: Aaj to Kapil Sharma k ghar bahot mehmaan aae h!

Rinku: Aur nhi to ka? Dhoni ji h jinko Captain Cool keh-te h! Sumedh h jinhe Beatking keh-te h! Devaki h jinko Captain Aggressive keh-te h! Siddharth h jinko Asoka keh-te h! Parul h jinko Mrs Magadh keh-te h! Kapil Sarma h jinko...bhaste of time keh-te h!

Kapil: Rinku Bhabhi h nikammi awwraat keh-te!!
Kya krni aai ho yaha dono?

Santosh: Eyeyeyeye!! Zara muh sambhaal k bat kijie

Kapil: Apni gardan tumse sambhali nhi jaati mujhse muh sambhalne ki baat kr rhi ho?

Rinku: (laughing) arey tumhari bejjati kie h!!

Rinku: Mahi ji, hamka aapki madad chahiye

Mahi: Ji bolie.

Rinku: (crying) Hamra pati hamka bilkul piyaar nahi k-rte. Hamka peisa nhi dete ghar kharch k lie. Ham bahut paresan h!!!

Mahi: Ab patni ki shakal aadmi jesi ho to pati kya kre?

Santosh: (laughs)

Devaki: Bhai kya aap bhi. Rinku Bhabhi, sunie. Me aapko kucch tips deti hu.
Aap aaj shaam ko ghar jaie aur apne pati ko kucch meetha dena khane k baad. Thoda mahol bnane ki koshish krna...

Rinku: Woh to tab hota h na jab pati Sumedh jeisa ho. Hamre pati ki shakal to eyisi h k koi bhi uspe thook kar chala jae.

Santosh: Ham chalte h, hamre bhaiya ki saadi h, uski tayaari bhi krna h

*Rinku Bhabhi and Santosh leave*

*Dr Mashoor Gulati comes*

Dr: Uff, what a busy dayyyy
Arey waah, Sidhu ji aaj to dono Captains ae hue h.

Dr: Hello Dhoni ji, I'm Dr Mashoor Gulati, BCCI!

Kapil: Yeh BCCI kya hota h Dr Sahab?

Dr: Inko BCCI ka matlab nhi pta! BCCI matlab Boht Cute Cricketer of India!

Kapil: Kabhi haath me bat bhi pakda h aapne?
Aap pehle aaram se bethie (pulls Dr's hair and makes him sit)

Dr: Ese kon bithata h yaar?
Haan to Dhoni ji aur Devaki ji, me na boht accha cricketer hu, bachpan se. Lekin me na kisi ko btata nhi.

Sumedh: Esa kyu?

Dr: Usse kya h na nazar lag jaati h.
Ab to chalo thodi zada jawaani aa geyi h, lekin bachpan me boht accha khelta tha me!

Devaki: Accha to aapki averages kya thi?

Dr: Umm, woh Brett Lee h na, bas usse thodi zada.
Wese profession se me doctor hu, aur mujhe aapka check-up krna h.

Dr: Sabse pehle Dhoni ji aap aaie.
Hmm...let me check. Congratulations! You bleed blue!
Sakshi ji aapna haath dijie.
Oh my God! Kitna cool h. Captain Cool k saath rehkar aap bhi cool ho geyi!
Devaki ji aap dikhaiye zara. You bleed Dhonism!
Sumedh aapki rago me to vese hi dance daurta h.
Siddharth...hmm...aapme haddia nhi h.
Parul...aap to itni pativrata stree h k aapka rag rag Siddharth Siddharth chilla raha h.
Mubarak ho, aap me se ek bhi normal nhi h!

Kapil: Dr Sahb aap pagal ho chuke h, kyu paka rhe h sabko?

Dr: Kappu pakane se yaad aaya, bed no. 7 k petient ko tinde bnane k lie kaha tha...me check krke aata hu.

*Dr Mashoor Gulati leaves*

*Sets of "Kaun Bhail Crorepati"*

Ghatrughan: Me hun aapka host Ghatrughan Ginha aur hamare saath yaha h Mr aur Mrs Dhoni. Chalie khela shuru krte h.

Piddu: Oh ruk ja bhai. Mujhe aane de. Chalo bhai guru, thokko taali. Hanji shuru kro.

Ghatrughan: To Dhoni ji, aapka pehla sawal 10000 rupia k lie yeh raka: 'Helicopter shot helicopter shot kyu h?' Aapke options h:
A- Normal shot khatam ho gey the
B- Aapko bikes se pyaar nhi raha
C- Bat se gend zada udti nhi thi is lie helicopter chahiye tha
D- None of the above

Mahi: Ji mujhe lagta h bat se gend zada udti nhi thi, is lie C

Ghatrughan: Aapka jawaab bilkul sahi h! Devaki ji, aap aaiye aur Dhoni ji k saath khelie

Piddu: Oh guru, me to kehta hu mujhe khilalo, esa chakka marunga, k ball seedha stadium se bahar!

Ghatrughan: Teri boundary ka chaukka!

Ghatrughan: To Devaki ji 50000 rupia k lie yeh raha aapka sawal: 'Dhoni ji ki jersey ka number 7 kyu h?' Aapke options h:
A- Unhe baaki ki ghinti aati nhi thi
B- Unhe saat sur boht psand h
C- 7 saal hi umar me unhone pehli baar cricket khela
D- None of the above

Devaki: D- None of the above

Ghatrughan: Agar galat hua to?

Devaki: To ham aapka aur aapke khela ka esa band bjaenghe k aap dhela pe business krte hue nazar aaoghe.

Piddu: Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Ghatrughan: Bilkul sahi jawab! Agla sawal, 1 lakh rupia k lie. Dhoni ji, aapke lie: 'Devaki ji reporters k kapde kyu phadti h?' Aapke options h:
A- Unhe kapde psand nhi aate
B- Kapdo me se gutter ki smell aati h
C- Woh kapde Devaki ji k hote h jo reporters chura lete h
D- Woh field ka gussa reporters pe nikaalti h

Mahi: I think, D

Ghatrughan: Bikul sahi jawab!! Sumedh ji, aap aaie Devaki ji k saath khela khelne.

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Yo people!! Are you liking this part of TKSS? I thought it will finish in the weekend but I guess it's gonna continue till Monday. Please tell me how's it.