Theme song starts to play, and this one is very inspiring its the theme song for the show The Emperor's new school, yes there will be a different theme song each episode

Micheal shows up in front of the camera

Micheal: Hola my TV friends, god that was the worst impression yet, I and my friends welcome you to Hazbin Hotel! Or was it happy hotel? Doesn't matter, okay theme music!

Music starts to play

Singer:
Micheal and Charlie Morningstar are the two siblings of Lucifer and Lilith Morningstar
And Charlie decides to open a hotel for rehabilitating sinners and it's a good plan!
They'll might be famous if they make it a success!

Micheal: You know it's all about me and Charlie

Crowd: Exactly!

Singer:
The two are very good siblings to each other
So rivals might stop them but that won't stop them

Sir Pentious: To destroy Micheal, right?

Valentino: Uh........

Chorus:
H-A-Z-B-I-N Hotel!
Hazbin Hotel!
It's Hazbin Hotel!

Singer:
Micheal is the rich billionaire while Charlie runs the hotel
The two are very good siblings and no rivals will stop them
Their friends are loyal, with Alastor, Husker, Angel Dust, Vaggie and Nifty they'll help the hotel!-

Micheal: Friends? I thought this was all about me and Charlie? But fuck it it's hell!

Chorus:
H-A-Z-B-I-N Hotel!
Hazbin Hotel!
Hazbin Hotel! Oh yeah!

Micheal: Definitely the best theme song I've heard

The episode starts with a animated story

Charlie: *voice-over* once upon a time there was a glowing city protected by golden gates known as heaven, it was ruled by beings of pure light, angels that worshipped good and shielded all from evil, one of those angels was Lucifer he was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation, but he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of heaven for they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world, so he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways

Micheal: *voice-over* From the Dust of earth, they created Adam and Lilith, equals as the first of mankind, but despite this Adam demanded total control and Lilith refused to submit, she fled the garden, drawn in by her independence Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dream makers fell deeply in love. Together they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the fruit of knowledge to Adam's new bride Eve who gladly accepted. But this came with a curse, for you see with this single act of disobedience Lucifer made, evil found its way into earth, with it a new realm was made full of darkness and sins and the order heaven worked to maintain was shattered!

Charlie: *voice-over* As punishment for their reckless act, heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit they created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed Lucifer lost his will to dream but Lilith thrived empowering demon-kind with her voice and her songs

Micheal: *voice-over* and as the numbers of hell grew, so did its power, with this Heaven made a heartless decision, every year they would send down a army, a extermination to ensure its sinners could never rise against them. But Lilith's hope remained and her dream was passed down to her son and daughter, the prince and princess of hell. Aka Mikey and Charlotte Morningstar

As Charlie and Micheal finish narrating, Charlie closes a book titled "The Story of hell." As the two look out to Pentagram city as Charlie holds a key

Charlie: Don't worry Mom. We'll make you proud.

Micheal: *nods silently as he sighs*

Vaggie: *offscreen* Charlie? Micheal?

Charlie: *screams as she drops the key which turns into her pet Keekee as she and Micheal turn around to see Vaggie* Oh shit. Did you hear all that?

Vaggie: Yeah I was right there.

Charlie: Sorry we get pretty worked up when a extermination happens. The story helps.

Vaggie: I know, I enjoy yours and Micheal's theatrics. Are you two okay?

Charlie: We're fine, just thinking family stuff you know.

Vaggie: did you two hear from your mom yet?

Charlie: *nods no*

Vaggie: Oof, how long has it been?

Micheal: Maybe.... 7 years off doing something important. But this kingdom is what she cares about, something Charlie cares about.

Vaggie: Well you two aren't alone.

Charlie: Well I just hope what we're trying to do here will work.

Vaggie: It will. Come on Alastor has something to show us. *walks away*

Micheal: *looks outside to Pentagram city and sighs*

Charlie: You alright Mike?

Micheal: I'm not... every day when I'm out there, believe it or not, I'll think I'm gonna die. I'll not die but if I do, tell mom and dad I loved them along with my wife and kids.

Charlie: I will

We then cut to a commercial as we hear Alastor say

Alastor: Well hello you wayward sinner, do you like blood, violence and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do cause you're in hell! Well what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay to have none of that, welcome to the hazbin hotel a misguided path to redemption founded five days ago by Charlotte and Mikey Morningstar. Come place your fate in their experience as they try to solve their daddy issues. We also have somewhat functional staff. 24 hour pest control and custom rooms and enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident the porn star Angel Dust, wow! All this and more at the hazbin hotel, your last desperate path for salvation starts here!

The TV turns off as we see alastor

Alastor: so what do you think?

Micheal: *stays silent for one moment* Alastor, what the actual fuck was that?

Vaggie: what Micheal said.

Charlie: Yeah one note alastor first off thanks for making this but the tone is off and we want people to come here and this makes it look...

Micheal: Bad, the word you're looking for is bad.

Alastor: Funny I was going for Hilarious!

Vaggie: It didn't explain anything why we're trying to save demons from extermination which is the whole point

Charlie: Vaggie is right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we want to help them.

Alastor: Well my dear I haven't been active in some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show the proper media to express one self, until you and your brother insisted on this picture box so I had a little fun with it

Vaggie: Well this is not what we want to represent us, when you showed up a week ago. You told us you will help run this hotel but instead you're mocking us and no one is gonna want to come to a place where a overlord like you thinks it's a waste of time

Angel Dust: *raises his hand*

Micheal: What is it Angel?

Angel Dust: If you're filming a commercial can I suggest that you take better advantage of the celebrity you have right here!

Micheal: *grabs a jug of bleach and pours it onto his eyes* Don't ask why I did that.

Vaggie: Angel you're a pornstar

Angel Dust: a Famous pornstar! I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in.

Micheal: Dude I like you but we're not filming a porn as a commercial.

Angel Dust: Why not, Sex sells doesn't it? If you film me going at it with Mr fancy pants over here you'll be rolling in participants

Alastor: Haha! Never going to happen.

Micheal: Ha! In your face Angel! High five Alastor!

Alastor and Micheal: *both then high five each other*

Charlie: Angel i appreciate you to use your special skills to attract folks here but I don't want to exploit you in that way

Angel Dust: Oh baby this body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, the lung capacity, the legs and the stamina and the gag reflexes and many others!

Charlie: *hears her phone get a call as she sees its Lucifer* Oh hold that thought ill be right back! *walks away*

Angel Dust: I could keep going all night baby!

Charlie: *answers the call* Hello Dad?

Angel Dust: Hey I have a question if freaky face is powerful, why can't he make people stay here?

Alastor: Oh trust me I can!

Husk: *offscreen* Why do you think I'm here? *the screen turns to him* You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles while hearing you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?

Nifty: I like being forced.

Husk: Keep that to yourself Nif

Angel Dust: What you don't love being with me Whiskers?

Husk: Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat.

Angel Dust: Kinky, come on keep talking dirty.

Micheal; No No No No! Angel let Husk do his job and no we need people to choose to stay here

Angel Dust: Well I'm choosing to be here and we're in hell, it's the end of the road ain't it?

Micheal: Well it doesn't have to end-

Angel Dust: Hey. Whatever means I can keep crashing here Rent free, Crack is expensive

Micheal: Right.... like I've heard that before. *in his head* Destroy him, corrupt them all.

With Charlie.

Charlie: Yeah, okay me and Micheal will be over there right away! Okay! *hangs up the call* Yes! Yes! Yes! Hahahaha! *to Micheal and Vaggie* Micheal! Vaggie! Holy Shit!

Micheal: *turns to Charlie* what's wrong?!

Charlie: *through closed mouth* Come over here!

Vaggie: *breathes in relief as she and Micheal walk over to Charlie* What's going on?

Charlie: My dad just called. He said that the leader of the angel army, wants to meet and asked if I and Micheal can go instead!

Micheal: Wait. The extermination just happened, what would cause them to have a meeting with us?

Music starts to play

Charlie:
I can do this
Somehow I know it
I'll get heaven behind my plan

Micheal: Charlie hold on

Charlie:
There's just no way I could blow it
Not this once in a lifetime chance

Micheal: It's just a meeting

Charlie:
To change their minds
And touch their hearts
Or whatever angels have.

Micheal: This is gonna be bad.

Charlie;
Cheer up Micheal
This could be swell
Something tells me it will be a happy day in hell!

Micheal: Okay but don't sing to them.

Angel Dust: That bitch is already halfway down the street Micheal you better get after her.

Micheal: Let me guess, she's singing?

Angel Dust: Yep.

Micheal: Aiden! Keep that music playing! *runs off*

Aiden: Come on music producers, keep the music playing!

Charlie:
There's a warm fuzzy feeling
That wafts through the air
Every streets so revealing
It's hard not to stare
It's a realm so appealing
It beats anywhere
If you don't mind the smell
It's a happy day in Hell!
*to a demon* Hi Mister!

Demon: Go fuck yourself!

Micheal: *shoots the Demon in the head with his pistol*

Sinner 1#:
There's a endless trash fire that's burning my soul

Imp:
Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole

Executioner:
Doing what is required, we all have our role

Sinner 2#:
I'm not doing well

Sinners:
Another shitty day in hell!

Charlie:
If I can show them the dream I dreamed
That any soul can change

Micheal:
Those angel minds are hard to change

Charlie:
Then they will know everyone to be redeemed from the evil to the strange

Micheal:
They're bloodthirsty and deranged.

Charlie:
I can hear all their stories
The lost and displaced
And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
As I open the door and I give them a place
At my hazbin hotel
It will be a happy day in hell
Come on Micheal sing with me!

Micheal: Oh come on I was enjoying the chorus

Charlie: Come on its not so bad!

Micheal: Okay fine I'll start singing *starts to sing instantly*
From the porn studio where the cinephiles go to watch award winning Demon bukkake shows
To the cannibal town where they don't wear a frown cause
Oh shit that's fucking disgusted.
And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my eye!
Cause I know my sister can spare them, from heaven's genocide!

Charlie:
I can do this
I know it
I'll get heaven behind my plans
There's just no way I could blow it
Not this once in a lifetime chance!
To change their minds

Trenchcoat Demon: and touch my parts!

Micheal: *shoots the Demon in the face with a shotgun* Finish the song Charlie

Charlie:
Fulfill my destiny!
I can already tell
Today is gonna be a fucking happy day in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The music stops

Micheal: God damm that was very fucking nice. Thank you for the music Aiden!

Aiden: I Got you My friend!

Charlie: *walks through the doors with Micheal* Hello! Hello? Hello? Creepy...

Micheal: *sees a desk bell which he rings as Two golden papers fly down* Creepy. Aiden?

Aiden: *grabs a pen and hands it to Micheal* I got you homie! *dissappears*

Micheal: *signs the two papers and notices doors opening as he and Charlie step inside* Hello? Hello?

Adam: *the lights turn on to reveal Adam and Lute* 'Sup?

Micheal: Holy shit! Hi, I'm Micheal and that's Charlie, our dad asked us if we could meet you

Adam: Yeah i know.

Micheal: Okay well it's nice to meet you

Adam: Nice to meet you both too.

Micheal tries to handshake Adam but he's revealed as a hologram

Micheal: What the?

Adam: Ha! I fucking got you! Did you see that?! Good shit.

Micheal: Wait so you're not here?

Adam: Yeah, you think I'd come down there? No offense and personally love your tunes but it's so boring, you know?

Micheal: Right... I was wondering if I could speak out my sister's project she has-

Adam: Hey chill, slow down we got time, you hungry? I got you.

Micheal: No thanks we're good.

Adam: Your loss, by the way Micheal I dig you a bit.

Micheal; Really?

Adam: Nope, got you again! Fucking hilarious!

Meanwhile we cut back to the hotel

Vaggie: Okay so Charlie and Micheal are dealing with something important so while they're gone we are making a new commercial, so we need a camera, Alastor?

Alastor: *snaps his fingers to make a camera appear in Vaggie's hand*

Vaggie: a video camera.

Alastor: Hmm. *snaps his fingers to make a video camera show up*

Vaggie: Alright let's do this. *gets the video camera into focus* and... action!

Husk: Welcome to the hazbin hotel. Can I help you anything?

Angel Dust: Well I've been a bad boy, and I need a big strong daddy to put me in my place on the path of redemption!

Husk: Well you've come-

Angel Dust: Oh yes!

Husk: To the right place..

Vaggie: Cut, okay Angel I need you to be less horny if possible and Husk can you not have the script in your face?

Husk: I ain't no act, I can't memorize this shit!

Aiden: *offscreen* Are you sure about that?

Angel Dust: Well we could improv this shit Baby cakes, *purrs seductively*

Husk: *pushes Angel Dust away* Whoops.

Vaggie: Husk come on!

Back with Charlie and Micheal

Adam: so i was playing this gig and this virtue chick was digging on the drummer and I was like, do you know who I am? I'm fucking Adam! The original dick! All Dicks descend from me! You think you want drummer dick? No way. I'm the dick fucking master! And so we fucked and it was awesome. How was your day this weekend?

Micheal: Wait your name is Adam? You're the guy from the story of hell book that me and Charlie narrated a few scenes ago.

Adam: that's the one. Also fourth wall break! *laughs a bit*

Aiden: I love having fourth wall breaks.

Micheal: Anyways Adam, you seem like a nice stand up guy, so what if I told you there was a way of getting rid of the overpopulation in hell?

Adam: Ohhh! We got that covered. Lute how many did you kill?

Lute: Got a good 275 kills Sir.

Micheal and Adam:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gPJQr3Q7fc

Adam: Badass! Nice job!

Micheal: Those are our people remember?

Adam: Oh yeah... sucks for you! *starts to laugh*

Micheal: But they're souls, just like the ones In heaven

Lute: They are not the same, Sinners make mistakes, angels don't make mistakes, the only reason you Two are here is because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a Pardon from a exorcist blade, how does that feel?

Adam: Oh well we're almost out of time so better get to it.

Charlie: Oh shit! Hold on. Micheal talk to Aiden.

Micheal: Aiden! Music now!

Aiden: I got you Homie! *starts to play some music*

Charlie:
I know hell's population is out of control
It's a bad situation, it's taking a toll
If we rehab these sinners at my hazbin hotel
They'll survive the yearly exterminations and even go up to heaven!

Adam:
Let me stop you right
Save us all precious time
If what you're suggesting is letting them climb on the ladder
Oh they'd rather cross the pearly gates!

Micheal: Aiden change the music!

Aiden: sorry Micheal but if it features rock and roll, I'm going with it, play those music fellas!

Adam:
Sorry sweetie but there's no defying their fates
Cause hell is forever whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better
Now they boil in the pot
The rules are all in black and white
There's no use trying to fight it and they'll burn

Micheal: Excuse me but-

Adam:
Try to chillax dude
Did I hear your sister imply that they don't deserve death?
Are they winners
Are they sinners
Cause it's cut and dry
Fair is fair, a eye for a eye! Aiden sing it!

Aiden: *sings the backup lines*
And when all is said and done
There's the question of fun.
And for those of them with divine ordainment
Extermination is entertainment!

A guitar solo starts to play as Micheal growls in anger

Adam:
Now that's the guitar solo!

Micheal: Aiden!

Adam and Aiden:
Hell is forever whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better but they boil in the pot!
Cause the rules are black and white
And there's no use to fight it
They'll burn for their sins

Aiden: Hey Silas Greeves play that guitar solo!

Another guitar solo starts to play due to Silas greeves (the Protagonist of Call of Juarez Gunslinger) playing the guitar

Adam:
Hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot!
So give up your dumb endeavor!
Cause you don't have a shot!
Long as I got your attention I can tell you
That we made the determination to move up the next extermination!

Micheal: Excuse me!?

Adam: Silas tell them why!

Silas:
They can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts
I know it's been a week. But they'll be back in six months!

Adam pushes Micheal and Charlie out of the room

Micheal: Wait wait! Don't close that fucking door! *the door closes* Oh fuck me! *punches the wall*

We then cut to Micheal and Charlie entering the hotel

Vaggie: *runs to Charlie and Micheal* Charlie! How did it go? Did they listen?

Charlie: Oh well sure they did but-

Micheal: They fucking didn't! They fucking didn't! They fucking didn't listen! Fuck this! *walks away*

Charlie: Sorry about Micheal, he's just stressed.

Aiden: Now I'm starting to hate myself for adding Silas Greeves and myself to that song, still rocks out I guess

Vaggie: Oh we also have something to show you! Alastor pulled some strings and we made a new commercial.

Alastor: I pulled a few limbs too! *starts to laugh*

Charlie: The commercial? You all made a new one?

Angel Dust: Yeah, one of my better performances I made.

Charlie: That's... that's amazing

Angel Dust: Shut it its starting!

Vaggie: *on TV* Welcome to the hazbin hotel-

The TV cuts to 666 news.

Angel Dust: Oh what the fuck?!

Katie Killjoy: *TV* breaking news in hell today! We've just received word from the heaven embassy that the next extermination is happening sooner then ever before, you know what that means Tom?

Tom Trench: *TV* no what does it mean Katie?

Katie: *on TV* It means we're all royally fucked!

The TV then cuts to a sand glass tower with the day count on it going down from 365 to 176

Angel Dust: Wait what?! Why?!

Aiden: Ah shit, here we go again.

Suddenly Micheal shows up and destroys the TV with a baseball bat

Micheal: Fuck you Katie! Disrespecting disrespectful son of a bitch! And fuck Adam too! Fuck him! Fuck him! Fuck this God damm day! Fuck! *walks away*

Angel Dust: Adam? As in the first man named Adam- *realizes* Oh that makes more sense.

Meanwhile we cut to a angelic drone noticing the body of a Angel with its throat slit as we see lute and Adam

Lute: We found the body sir, no one has managed to kill one of us before, we should go down there now and destroy them!

Adam: No No, we can't risk them catching on, but when we do come back, we'll make sure there's not a single demon left alive to pull this type of stunt! *destroys a projecter* And When I find Micheal Morningstar I'll make sure his life ends in a swift death.

Adam laughs evilly as the episode cuts to black as What I've done by Linkin park plays for the credits of the episode

Cast list

Ned Luke as Micheal

Elsie Lovelock as Charlie

Edward Bosco as Alastor

Micheal Kovach as Angel Dust

Monica Franco as Vaggie

Keith David as Husk

Alex Brightman as Adam

Jessica Vostk (I think) as Lute

Ryan Zacharko as Tom Trench

Brandon Rogers as Katie Killjoy

Michelle Marie as Nifty

The end

I'm done with the first episode! Hope everyone Likes this!

Creative Aiden: *bashes his head against a table multiple times*

That's my creative side doing nothing. Hope you enjoy!