Husk: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Niffty: Why, because they're big and scary?

Husk: Because they're dead.

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Angel Dust: Talk dirty to me, baby~

Husk: The dishes.

Angel Dust: Wh-

Husk: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

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Niffty: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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Vaggie: **gets a text** Oh! It's Alastor.

Charlie, excitedly: Did he get me the stuff?

Vaggie: Yeah, he said he got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Charlie: Wow! Where'd he find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Vaggie: You wanted fake blood?

Charlie:

Vaggie: I'll go call Alastor.

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Angel Dust: Compliment me.

Husk: You have eyes.

Angel Dust:

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Angel Dust: Hey, I'm getting in the shower. Wanna help me out~?

Husk: ... Have you never taken a shower before?

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Angel Dust: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?

Charlie: Because your toast would get soggy!

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Charlie, texting Vaggie: Vaggie there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Charlie: Pls hurry because I'm going to cry

Charlie: Honey

Charlie: Babe

Vaggie: Vaggie is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.

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Angel Dust: I'm here for the cult stuff.

Charlie: How did you find us?

Angel Dust: I saw your ad on Voxlist.

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**Angel Dust rushes by with an armful of water bottles**

Charlie: What's going on?

Husk: Angel Dust wouldn't drink water.

Charlie: ... And?

Husk: And I asked him how fast he could chug an entire bottle.

Angel Dust, from the other room: 16.9 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

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Angel Dust: Oh my Husk.

Vaggie: Don't you mean 'oh my Lucifer'?

Angel Dust: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.

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Vaggie: Someone will die...

Charlie: Of fun!

Vaggie: And this spear in my hands. 

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Vaggie: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

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Alastor: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter "s".

Charlie: **looks over at Husk and Angel Dust**

Charlie: Is it "sexual tension"?

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Alastor: I fell—

Angel Dust: From heaven?

Alastor: No, I literally fell—

Angel Dust: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Alastor: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Angel Dust: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Angel Dust: Have y'all seen Cherri Bomb?

Vaggie: I think she went in Sir Pentious' room  to 'study'.

Husk: Doubt that. I heard groans there.

**Meanwhile in Sir Pentious' room**

Cherri Bomb & Sir Pentious, fighting:

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