That fucker is back!

Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too
It's been seven years!

You still pissed he almost beat you that time?

Uh, fuck you
Just sayin'
Things have changed a lot since he left town
That's for sure
I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things nowWelcome home
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn
Turn the TV on! (Camera speeds, rollin' in three, two)
Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-beenWho has been spotted cavorting around town (welcome to the show)
After a seven-year absence

Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show)
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program
So, the radio demon is back in town
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?

Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile
But the demon is a coward!You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!

I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop givin' him the time of day
Don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay
But he should've stayed away
While he hid in radio
We pivoted to video
Now his medium is gettin' bloody rare
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been?
Who gives a shit!
Salutations!
Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know it's been a while
Since someone with style treated hell to a broadcastSinners, rejoice!

What a dated voice!

Instead of a clout-chasin' mediocre video podcast

Come on!
Is Vox insecure? Pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that, is nothin' working?

Ignore his chirping!

Every day, he's got a new format

You're lookin' at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!
Is Vox as strong as he purports
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees

Oh, please!

And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team

Hold on!

I said no, and now he's pissy, that's the tea
You old-timey prick

I'll show you suffering

Uh oh, the TV is buffering!

I'll destroy you, you little–

I'm afraid you've lost your signal~Let's begin
I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone
Tune on in when I'm done
Your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun
FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!