"now presenting.... THE MAGIC-TASTICAL BACKFLIPPING RUBBER DUCK! Haha! THAT SPITS FIRE!"

"DAUGHTER CALLING? OH! UHM UH. hello Charlie, hey char char, NO. NO. THATS NOT GOOD. well, this is the first time she's called YOU in years, this has to be perfect. HEYY BITCH"

"busy doing... important things..."

"NO. no ho ho ho ho ho. no charlie"

" Who's this? Are you the bellhop?"

"MY DAUGHTER WANTS TO SEE MEEEEEE!! TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!💅"

 "Oh my golly! You like girls? so do I! WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON! Put her there Maggie"

"And with a punch of a pentagram, a-wap-bap-boom alakazam!"

"One good push and you'd go right over the edge! whoopie! Bye-bye!"

"And in the end, I won't lose it all again. Now you're the only thing worth fighting for. More than anythinggg" 

"I'm so grateful you're my daughter more than anything"

"Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See you messed with my daughter, and now I am going to FUCK YOU."

"Well, your first wife didn't hate to seem what I had to offer, or the second. Bow-chica-bow-wow"

"Take your little friends, and GO HOME. please"

"Who's up for pancakes!"