"Decades ago... Alastor manifested in hell. Seemingly overnight he began to topple over overlords who had been dominant for centuries! That raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast he carnage all throughout Hell! Just so everyone could witness his ability! Sinners started calling him "The Radio Demon." As lazy as that is... many have speculated what unimaginable forces caused him to rival our realm's most ancient and destructive evils. But one things for sure... he's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos! the likes of which we can't end up getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!!" -Vaggie

"Just please follow the talking points we went over. And do not sing!"―Vaggie

"Your credibility? What about the hotel's? Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!" ―Vaggie

"Was that you trying to be sexist, or racist?"―Vaggie

"¡Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-!"―Vaggie

"After that trainwreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel! All thanks to you and your selfish bullshit!"―Vaggie

"Stop right there! Cabrón hijo de perra! I know your game. And I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here! You pompous, cheesy, talk show shitlord!"―Vaggie

r"Well, I don't trust him!"―Vaggie

I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?"―Vaggie

"Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful Overlord like you thinks is a waste of time!" -Vaggie

"Well, maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible."―Vaggie

"This could be bad..."―Vaggie

"Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face?"―Vaggie

"And here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that—"―Vaggie

"That's it! I don't care who or what you are. If you are staying here, you are going to make this work. Because it won't be so "entertaining" to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?"―Vaggie

"Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial."―Vaggie