The princess of Hell is singing "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows"

Charlie: ♫ At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness. ♫

A human is falling down from the sky as a rainbow bursts upwards through the clouds

Charlie: ♫ And, to find it, how often I've tried. ♫

Charlie gets told off by her father

Charlie: But, my life, is a race. Just a wild goose chase. ♫

A figure was pointing at Hell being circled by Angels

Charlie: ♫ And, my dreams, have all been denied. / Why have I always been a failure? ♫

A shadow of Lucifer looms over a disappointed Charlie as demonic arms and tentacles.

Charlie: ♫ What can the reason be? / I wonder if the world's to blame. ♫

The Earth rotates as many eyes begin to surround it

Charlie: ♫ I wonder if it could be me ♫

The Exorcists are seen smiling deviously as they look down upon the souls they have gotten rid of.

Charlie: ♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. / Watching clouds drifting by. ♫

Signs that say "Fuck You, Heaven", "Punishment" and "Your Days Are Numbered" can be seen throughout Hell.

Charlie: ♫ my schemes are just like all my dreams. / Ending in the sky. ♫

Charlie heads toward the hotel's balcony as she releases fireworks that signals the rest of Hell that the Extermination has ended.

Charlie: ♫ Some fellows look and find the sunshine. ♫

A handful of demons are seen checking the area to see if the coast is all clear.

Charlie: ♫ I always look and find the rain. ♫

Carmilla Carmine opens the blinds to her room, revealing the display of fireworks. Zestial and Zeezi, as well as Lucifer himself are hiding in the shadows, present in the same room as her.

Charlie: ♫ Some fellows make a winning sometime. ♫

At Porn Studios, Velvette takes a selfie with Vox whereas Valentino is not amused when he sees that he got a text from his employee.

Charlie: ♫ I never even make a gain. / Believe me. ♫

Odette and another demon pull out an angelic spear from a corpse and leave as the cannibals waiting nearby pounce on her dead body. Rosie then crosses out Franklin's name from the sign above their business.

Charlie: ♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. ♫

A demon can be seen cleaning up what's been left of the Extermination as other demons begin to freely walk about in the open.

Charlie: *in tears* ♫ Waiting to find a little bluebird... in vain. ♫

A sinner falls into Hell and was transformed into a demon. He falls onto the road and is surprised to see he is still "living." "Aaaaah!" He lands. "Ugh. Huh?" He checks himself. "I'm alive! I'm alive-" He soon gets run over by a taxi by Travis which Angel Dust gets out of. Travis snickers. "Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!" He said. Angel Dust pushes his hand through his hair. "Yeah, yeah, listen." He fixes his hair again. "Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab." He makes a gesture with his fingers and snaps his fingers at him, smiling. "Ya got it?" He asked.

"Pfft! Whatever you say, slut! Muhehehehehehe!" Travis said. Angel Dust pretends to be offended. "Ouch! Ooh!" He turns to him. "Such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me," he looms over Travis and points at him with his index fingers. "You sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi" he kisses him. "Shnuckums!" "Pack a - puh..." As Travis angrily drives off, Angel looks behind to see a vending machine for his namesake drugs. He goes for the angel dust and just as he gets a hold of it, a random demon runs by and steals his drugs. "Yoink!" "Hey!" "Up yours, drag show!" A boulder proceeds to fall out of the sky, crushing the feathered demon alongside Angel's drugs. Angel gasps. "Oh, my GOD!" Angel Dust leans in to pick up what's left of his pack of drugs with a devastated look. "MY DRUGS!" He clenches the cloth angrily and looks up. "Damn it!" A warship is passing by, destroying everything around it.

On the warship, Sir Pentious and the Egg Boiz are inside. Sir Pentious operates the controls. "Ahahahahahahahahahahah! Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial takeover! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched!" He proceeds to push two levers as his hood flares open. "No other demon can compare to the likesss of I!" He said. "Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!" Egg Boi #23 said. "Yeah!" Egg Boi #666 said. "You really showed them what for! I liked when you." Another Egg Boi's hand mimics the action of a shooting ray gun.

"Shot them with your ray gun!" He gets slapped away by Sir Pentious. "I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun!" Egg Boi #23 said, and other Egg Boi pats him. Sir Pentious's hood flares open. "At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of The Pentagram by day's end!" He pushes a few buttons. "And nothing," he pulls levers towards him. "Not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from" he squeezes an Egg Boi with his tail. "My constrictive grasp!" An Egg Boi suddenly pops open a bottle of whiskey onto Sir Pent's face. Sir Pent swats the Egg Boi aside before throwing the squeezed Egg Boi aside as well. "Oh, boy!"

"Hell will be mine! And everybody will know the name of Sir Pen-" Sir Pentious is interrupted by a scream. Sir Pent and two Egg Boiz become surprised. "EDGELORD!" Cherri Bomb shouted. "Pardon?!" Sir Pentious looks around angrily and looks at the two Egg Boiz behind him. "Who said that?! What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?!" He hisses. "Speak up!" "That wasn't us, Mr. Bossman." A small bomb with a print of a skull on it breaks through Sir Pent's ship. It then lands right between Sir Pent and the two Egg Boiz. The bomb proceeds to blow up,

leaving red smoke behind. Sir Pentious coughs and hacks. As the smoke clears, the owner of the scream is revealed to be Cherri Bomb as she prepares another bomb in hand. "You lookin' for a fight, old man?!" Cherri begins to juggle around her cherry bomb. "Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I," she proceeds to throw and catch the bomb. "Smash it?!" A large pipe falls on top of an already dead Egg Boi, crushing him as Sir Pent and Cherri momentarily look at the carnage. Cherri Bomb grins sadistically. "....More!" "Oh!" His hood flares open. "You wanna go, missy?! Well, I'm happy to oblige! Ahahah!" Sir Pentious is then backed up by his henchmen of Egg Boiz.

The logo for 666 News is shown on a black background, which is followed by the day's newscast. "Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy." Katie said. "And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!" An image of Sir Pentious trying to be hip, followed by a drawing of Cherri flipping the bird is shown. "Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!" Tom said. "That's right, Tom! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!" A live clip of Cherri and Sir Pentious's clash is shown.

"Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?" Tom asked. "Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail." Katie takes out a tooth and a nail respectively from her mug of coffee. "For that hot spot!" She swallows the tooth and nail. Tom looks at the live broadcast focusing on Cherri. "And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot!" He wiggles his eyebrows. "Hoohoo!" "Haha, you are a limp-dick jackass, Tom! Or should I say-" Katie pours scalding hot coffee onto his crotch. "No dick?" She asked. The screen shows a picture of Charlie as Tom can still be heard whimpering in pain in the background. "Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break!" She crushes her mug in her hand and turns to Tom who's still in pain. "Suck it up, you little bi-!"

The news cast cuts off and goes on a commercial break. Charlie's girlfriend Vaggie exhales. "Okay! You remember what to say?" She asked. Charlie inhales. "Yes!" She said. "Let's do this!" "Just, you look at me and I'll mouth it to you." Vaggie said. "Come on, Vaggie!" Charlie bends backward. "I know what to say! I just feel like I need to...I don't know," Charlie grabs and throws a doughnut away. "Make things sound more exciting!" Charlie gasps. "Hooo! What if we si-" Vaggie interrupted. "Sing a song about it?" She asked. "You knew I was gonna say that!" She boops her nose.

"Because I know you." Vaggie fixes her bow again. "But, please don't sing!" She shakes Charlie. "This is serious!" She shouted. "Well, you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!" Charlie stands on the table where Razzle and Dazzle are happily munching on doughnuts as they watch her. "But, life isn't a musical, hon." Vaggie puts her hands on her hips. "Fine. But, I have these other ideas of what to say!" Charlie began bouncing a bit as she shows Vaggie a piece of paper. "The highlighted bits are the best part!" She said. Vaggie looks at the paper. "Uh, it's all highlighted."

Vaggie squints. "And... Is this a drawing...?" She asked. "Yes! That's the happy ending, see?!" Charlie begins to fantasize. "Everyone smiling and happy in Heaven!" She said. Vaggie pinches the bridge of her nose. "I don't think it's that simple. Just please follow the talking points we went over. And," she grabs Charlie's face. "Do not sing!" She shouted. "Okay, fiiiine." Charlie starts to speak in a faux British accent. "I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills!" She salutes Vaggie as she walks to Katie Killjoy. "Hiii! I'm Charlie. Charlie tries to go for a handshake. "Katie Killjoy." Katie blows out the smoke of her cigarette. "I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie." She throws her cigarette away. "And you can put that away." Katie gestures to Charlie's hand. "I don't touch the gays. I have standards!" Katie said. "Yeah? How's uh... how's that working out for ya?" Charlie turns to look at the

"Hell's #1 News" neon sign that was behind her. "Look, my time is money. So, I'll keep this short." Katie pokes Charlie's chest and nose. "You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment." A billboard of Jeffrey's cannibalism cooking show titled "It's Dahm Good!" Is in the background. "You might be some royal big shot," Kate fluffs her hair. "But that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon," Katie does air quotes. "Princess" wants to advertise." Tom is shaking his head in disapproval as Katie brags. "But I-" Charlie said. Katie continues to poke her. "So, don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you!" She shouted.

"And we're live!" Katie rushes back to her desk, holding papers while cracking her neck. "Welcome back! So, Charlotte," Katie said. "It's Charlie." Charlie smiles nervously as a spotlight flashes on her. "Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!" Katie tries to hold in her outburst by clenching her pen. Charlie looks around as Vaggie motions Charlie to go on. "Well," Charlie clears her throat and exhales. "As most of you know, I was born here in Hell and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me." Katie sees a slug and stabs it with her pen, the slug's blood goes everywhere. "Hell is my home and-" Charlie gets slug blood on her cheek which she wipes off. "You are my people. We... we just went through another extermination." Vaggie is giving Charlie two thumbs up as Katie began to lose interest.

"We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given," Charlie slams her fist on the table, waking up Katie. "A chance!" Charlie walks up from Katie's desk. "I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell?" She walks around. "Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption?" Charlie asked. Charlie throws her arm around one of the News Cast's staff members.

"Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve!" Charlie goes back to Karie's desk. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!" Charlie said. Her broadcast is shown at The Radio Shack, which many other demons are also watching by the streets and everywhere else in Hell. Charlie starts to lose her confidence. "Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for people passin' through... temporarily..." she said. "Ahahaha! IS this girl for real?! She thinks-" a lizard demon tries to stop his laughter. "You hear what she thinks?! She thi- HAHA! Ah, she's nuts." He walks out of The Kaiju Klub with his friends, Zeezi and another demon. "Look, I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption." Charlie said. "Yay..." she added.

A mysterious figure walks up to see her broadcast alongside a bunch of other demons watching, including Crymini. A cameraman demon snickers. "Stupid bitch." Vaggie punches the cameraman in the face. Charlie looks around, getting sad. "Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside. I know you do! ...Maybe I'm not getting through to you." Razzle and Dazzle know that Charlie's about to sing and that she may need their backup vocals. Vaggie facepalms. "Oh, no..." Charlie snaps her fingers as the room turns dark and a spotlight is shown over a piano that Charlie, Razzle and Dazzle start performing on. Meanwhile, back at The Radio Shack, Alastor and his shadow are tilting their heads curiously as their smiles widen.

Charlie: ♫ I have a dream, I'm here to tell! / *walks away from the piano as two news staff look at each other* About a wonderful fantastic new *takes out a drawing of the Happy Hotel* hotel! ♫

Charlie: ♫ Yes, it's one-of-a-kind! Right here in Hell, catering to a specific clientele *boops Dazzle's nose*. ♫

Razzle and Dazzle: ♫ Oooh, ooh, ooh~ ♫

Katie is in shock as Trench looks around, confused.

Charlie: ♫ Inside of every demon is a rainbow *throws her arm around the necks of two bird demons*! Inside every sinner is a shiny smile *passes underneath a hellhound's tail*! Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac is a jolly, happy cupcake-loving child *hands the masked demon a sparkling cupcake and pats his head*! ♫

Charlie: ♫ We can turn them 'round!" Charlie turns to Killjoy and Trench. They'll be Heaven-bound! With just a little time, down at the Happy Hotel! Vaggie stands with a disappointed expression* ♫

Charlie: So, all you junkies," she joins her sister in the song and takes out a syringe from a doll demon's head. "freaks" she takes a pic with a Siamese twin demon in its cage. "And weirdos," she fends off a several-eyed blob demon. "Creepers." She stares at a snail demon out the window. "Fuck-ups." Charlie boops a couch demon on the nose. crooks, and zeroes," she returns the stolen money to charity. "And down-fallen superheroes," she throws her hands behind the necks of two supervillain demons. "Help is here! ♫

Charlie: ♫ All of you cretins *dips her hair into the water by the pier*, sluts *holds out a pair of panties in disgust*, and losers *calls her rival a loser*, sexual deviants *backs away from the sex offenders*, and boozers *turns to face a depressed demon*, and prescription drug abusers *throws away the drugs a blue demon is taking into a burning trash can*, need not fear!

Charlie: ♫ Forever again *A demon lands on a wheelchair and is pushed by Razzle towards Charlie and Dazzle. "We'll cure your sin," Charlie shows the demon her clipboard. "We'll make you well" Dazzle injects a happiness serum into the patient. "You'll feel so swell! Right here in Hell." She briefly turns to her full demonic form. "At the Happy Hotel! ♫

Razzle continues to aggressively play the piano

Charlie: ♫ slides over to Killjoy's right. "There'll be no more fire." She slides over to Trench's left. "And no more screams. Just puppy dog kisses." Charlie holds a dog close to her face. "And cotton candy dreams," she holds out a stick of cotton candy. And puffy-wuffy clouds." She cuddles both the dog and cotton candy. "You're gonna be like "Wow!" *camera pans out showing the clouds forming the word "Wow!"* Once you check in with usss." Charlie shows a check-in chart.

Vaggie is seen with both her hands covering her face

Charlie: ♫ So, all your cartoon porn addictions" she confiscates a neckbeard demon's cartoon porn magazine*, vegan rants," she confiscates a vegan demon's Hellphone and takes a selfie with it. "Psychic predictions," she confiscates the spell books and crystal ball of a psychic demon*, ancient Roman crucifixions," she avoids running into a crucified demon and knocks over two other crucified demons. End right here." She throws away all the confiscated items off a cliff.

Charlie: ♫ All you monsters," Charlie clenches the hands of two monstrous demons. "Thieves, and crazies," she points finger guns over a dog demon trying to steal baguettes from an insect demon whose hood flares open. "Cannibals," Charlie tempts the cannibals with a severed arm on a plate. 'And crying babies." She looks at a possum mother and her rabid babies, annoyed. "frothing mouths that's full of rabies filled with cheer." She pulls a hellhound with rabies close to her

Charlie: ♫ You'll be complete," she completes a puzzle. "It'll be so neat." A wrecking ball demon destroys the puzzle demon as Charlie gives two thumbs up. "Our service can't be beat. You'll be on easy street, yes. Life will be sweet." Charlie turns to her demonic form. "At the Happy Hoteeel!" She twirls happily in flames as she jumps up, revealing a land made of candies and sweets behind her*! Yeah! ♫

The song ends, and Charlie has worn herself out, as everyone in the news station looks at her with disgust and disbelief. "Wow! ...That was shit!" Everyone including Katie and Tom laugh. Charlie looks sad and slumps back to her seat. There was a boo section in the news and the demons look uninterested. "Booooo!" A blue flamed demon shouted. "What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just... because?!" Katie continues to laugh. "Well, I have two patrons already, who believe in my cause and they've shown incredible progress!" Charlie said. Katie feigns shock. "Oh? And who might they be?" She asked. Charlie looks smug and confident.

"Oh, just some people named... Y/N L/N and Angel Dust!" She said. "Y/N L/N?" Tom asked. Katie turns to him menacingly. "You fucking would, Tom!" She turns back to Charlie. "In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube." Katie motions doing a handjob. "Oh, I beg to differ!" Charlie begins to count on her fingers. "They've been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now." She said. "Ha!" Katie scoffs. "As if Y/N would ever-" "Breaking News!" Katie pushes Charlie off her desk. "We are receiving word that two new players have entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed." The live feed shows Angel Dust stepping on an Egg Boi and throwing a grenade over at Sir Pentious with visible laughter in the background, then Y/N throwing a grenade at another Egg Boi. Charlie stares at the screen in defeat. "Oh... shit." She said. "I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!" Y/N shouted as he threw another grenade.

"Oh, shit" indeed! It looks like the two who just joined the battle is none other than," Katie fakes a gasp. "Porn actor, Angel Dust and Y/N!" Katie turns to Charlie as she shakes her fist. "What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid, right now." Katie and Tom continue to laugh at Charlie. They do jazz hands. "Ratings!" Charlie stares at the live feed in panic and attempts to block it from everyone. "Don't look at this!" She shouted. "Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival." Katie looms over Charlie. "Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure?" Charlie tries to think of a comeback. "Yeah, well..." she looks around. "How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?!" She grabs Katie's ballpen "...Bitch!" Everybody stops laughing while Katie and Tom give her the death stare. "Ehehe..."

Charlie puts the pen back. "Oops." Tom runs away. Katie reveals her demonic form as she looms over Charlie from the shadows. Purplish red smoke transitions into Y/N, Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb fighting Egg Boiz. "Heyyy, thanks for the backup, Angie!" Cherri said. "Hahaha!" Cherri Bomb fires a rocket launcher. "You kiddin'? This is the best action we've seen in ages!" Angel Dust puts his hands behind his head. Cherri launches another cherry bomb. "Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit." She said. Angel Dust lights a bomb and hands it to her. "Oh, I wish! Y/N and I have been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are lettin' us stay rent-free if we play nice." The trio cover their heads as the explosion sets off behind them, then grin at each other as they jump into the field. Y/N continues to shoot down Egg Boiz with what seems to be a drum mag M1928 Thompson. "Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"

... Her words, not mine." He teps on a broken tile, launching an Egg Boi and shoots him from behind as he sighs again. "These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!" He shouted. "Ho-ly shit!" Cherri said. Angel Dust looks at the smudge on his finger. "Well, sorta clean." He destroys an incoming Egg Boi. "Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder!" He gets chained and thrown aside by Sir Pentious. "Ohh!~ Harder, Daddy!" He raises his left eyebrow. Sir Pentious gasps. "Son?!" Angel lowers an eyebrow as Cherri kicks Sir Pentious to the side. The hood flares open. "Grr! You whores have no classss! In war,

The side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle!" He adjusts his tie. "Or the side that ain't dead!" Cherri decapitates an Egg Boi. Angel Dust stands and removes the chains restricting him. "Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something?" He asked. "Oh! Well, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it?" Sir Pentious asked. "Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?" A sign that says "Loser" is in the background pointing at Sir Pentious as an Egg Boi notices the roast. An Egg Boi cups his hands. "Oooooh!" He gets a pebble thrown at him. "I'm going to blow you to bitssss!" He shouted. Angel Dust eyes him up and down.

"Hm, kinky!" "Oh, not like that!" His hood flares open as a sign that says "Pussy" is seen pointing at him in the background. "Pervert!" He knocks an Egg Boi down. Angel sees an Egg Boi with a tentacle launcher which causes him to push Cherri and Y/N to the side out of fear. Angel gets tangled up in all the tentacles. "Not so cocky now, are we?!" Sir Pentious asked. "Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole," Angel's limbs get pulled on as Sir Pentious reveals a drill which jump starts. "TIME!" He reveals himself carrying a gun. "And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just," he pulls out M1928. "Sad!" He shoots it at Sir Pentious. "So, think you're both gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?" Cherri asked. "Eh, what's one little brawl gonna cause?" Y/N asked. Charlie and Killjoy are duking it out on each other like it's some sort of WWE match while a fire alarm goes off in the background with Tom running in, covered in flames. "WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!"

"Glad you haven't changed!" Cherri slugs him on the arm. "You know you're my favorite guy to party with!" She said. "You know it, sugar tits!" Angel Dust said. Cherri takes out one last bomb. "You ready to finish this?" She asked. Y/N takes out a Thompson gun. "Born ready!" Y/N, Angel and Cherri pounce onto Sir Pentious and his army as they prepare to clash, Charlie and Katie are still at each other's throats screaming, Tom is still on fire, screaming in agony. The royal family limousine is driving back to the hotel. Charlie is hugging her knees and looking out the window when her jacket is ruined after Katie attacked her and Vaggie sits next to her, glaring furiously at Angel Dust and Y/N.

Charlie sighs as Vaggie's eye twitches at the two, Angel is playing with the car window roller repeatedly. Vaggie scrunches up her face. Angel Dust and Y/N notice the two. "...What?" Y/N asked. ""What?", "WHAT?!" What were you two DOING?!" Vaggie asked. Angel Dust sighs. "I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"?" He does air quotes. "Helping friends with stuff? And Y/N was just tagging along. That counts as being nice too." He rolls his eyes. "Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!" Vaggie shouted. "Look, you're not the fucking boss of me. You should be grateful that I'm even staying in your shitty hotel to begin with." Vaggie's right eye twitches. "You win some, you lose a few hundred." Y/N said.

"Ehahahahahah!" Angel Dust laughs, then inhales. "It wasn't that bad, anyway." He continues to play with the button of the car window. Vaggie throws an unfolded pocket knife at the window roller. "Aw, come on! I had to!" Angel brushes back his hair. "My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean?" "And which one would I have if I suddenly stopped fighting demons and became good?" Y/N asked, rolling his eyes a little. "Your credibility? What about the hotel's?!" Vaggie gestures at a defeated Charlie.

"Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!" Vaggie shouted. Angel Dust scoffs. "Maybe that's because you are one." Vaggie glares at Y/N for that comment, and Angel snickers. "No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! We made you look... uh, sad! And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it!" He starts looking around the limousine as Y/N laughs. "This thing have any liquor?" "Doubt it." Y/N said. "Can you two please just try to take this seriously?!" Vaggie asked. Angel Dust flicks off a dust bunny. "Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby!" He snaps a finger at her and smiles. "Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?!" Vaggie asked. Angel Dust groans. "Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!" He asked.

Vaggie returns to sit next to Charlie as she crosses her arms. "I'm gonna kill 'em." She said. "I believe it's too late for that." Y/N said. "Wait! Would that make us double dead? Hah, and where exactly do we go? To Double Hell? Hahahahahahahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with us, bitch - get used to it." Angel Dust folds his arms confidently. "Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-! (For fuck's sake, you bastard son of-!)" Vaggie shouted. "Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt?" Y/N asked. "Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around!" Angel looks out the limousine window, smirking.

"You got a bunch a fuckin' Harlequin babies down here!" He laughs, "You're one to talk." Vaggie smiles smugly. "Hey!" Angel motions to his body. "This body is flawless!" He said. "And I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!" He takes the letter from in between his chest floof and reveals it to Vaggie that features a small picture of a dirty naked old man, who ironically has a "No Angel Dust" tattoo, smothering his mouth on an Angel Dust body pillow and a message at the bottom saying "Show me your feet!! -Bryrin, #1 Fan/Critic". "Grrr..." Vaggie growled. "I really don't consider that something to brag about." Y/N said.

Angel scoffs. "You're just jealous." He said. Y/N raises an eyebrow. "Jealous? Of something like that? Give me a break." Y/N said. "That was really uncool, y'know, Angel, Y/N." Charlie said. "Uncool"?! After that train-wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel!" Vaggie looks toward Angel Dust. "All thanks to" she points at him. "You and your selfish bullshit!" She shouted. "Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?" Vaggie motions "What do you think?" Angel Dust snaps his fingers. "Ah...well, shucks." "Hey, come on." Charlie takes off her ruined jacket. "We don't know if things are over yet! Try to relax, Vaggie." She puts a hand on Vaggie's left shoulder. "I-it'll be okay!" Vaggie smiles at Charlie softly.

The limousine arrives at the hotel as the hotel door opens, revealing a very old and dirty establishment. Vaggie throws herself on the couch, looking at the wall. "Ugh!" Angel Dust searches through the fridge leaning by the wall and grabs a box of Popsies. "Eh, it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place. Y'know, to feed all the wayward souls you got in here! Ahahaha! Ahaha...! eh... ah..." He closes the fridge as he tries to comfort Charlie but decides not to once he sees Vaggie glaring at him. Charlie exits the hotel and tries to contact her mother. Charlie sighs. "Hey, mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy... Really busy... But, um, the interview didn't go well," Charlie shrinks to her knees. "And... I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference," she starts tearing up as she wipes it off her face. "I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice, mom. I... I think dad was right about me... Ahah, oof. Eh, anyway...." Charlie wipes her face once more. "I'll stop talking before this gets long." She stands up. "Love you, bye..."

Charlie walks back in and leans by the door in defeat as a sudden knock can be heard from the other side, surprising her. Charlie opens the door, the mysterious figure watching her from before is standing before her and Charlie, knowing who he is, was surprised. "Hel-" he gets the door slammed in front of him. Charlie looks to the side for a brief moment before opening the door again. " -lo!" Charlie slams the door in front of his face again. "Hey, Vaggie?" She asked. "Whaaaat?" She asked in annoyance. "The Radio Demon is at the door!" Charlie shouted. Vaggie sits up. "What?!" She asked. Angel Dust takes out the popsicle from his mouth, and Y/N's eyes widen. "Uh... who?" Angel asked. "What did you just say?" Y/N asked in surprise.

"What should I do?!" Charlie asked. "Uh, well- don't let him in!" Charlie ignores Vaggie and opens the door. "May I speak now?" He asked. "You may..." Charlie said. Alastor reaches a hand out. "Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart!" He pulls Charlie towards him. "Quite a pleasure!" He lets himself in. "Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha," he plays with his mic staff. "Sooo many orphans..." he said. Vaggie holds a harpoon near his chest. "Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra (bastard son of a bitch) I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy, talk show shitlord!"

Alastor uses his finger to move the harpoon away. "Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here..." he turns into his full demon form. "I would've done so already..." he said. Charlie and Vaggie are staring at him. Y/N comes in, unamused. "What are you doing here?" He asked suspiciously, narrowing his eyes. "I'm here because I want to help!" Alastor said. "Say what, now?" Charlie asked. Alastor repeats himself. "Help! Hahaha, hello? Is this thing on?" He taps his mic. "Testing, testing!" He shouted. Alastor's mic opens its eye. "Well, I heard you loud and clear!" He shouted. "Um, you want to help? With...?" Charlie asked. Alastor teleports behind the three with his shadow. "This ridiculous thing you're trying to do!

This hotel! I want to help you run it." He said. "Bullshit." Y/N said, and Alastor turns to him. "Charlie, trust me. Whenever this guy wants to get involved, he usually has some kind of twisted ulterior motive." Y/N said. "Nonsense!" Alastor said. "Is it, though?" Y/N deadpans. "Hahaha, I want to help out of sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus," he shoves Vaggie off. "Aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Hahaha!" Alastor said. "Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment...?"

Charlie asked. "Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear: reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment." Alastor said. "So, does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?" Charlie asked. "Hahahahaha!" He shakes hand in front of her. "Of course not! That's wacky nonsense!" He shakes his head back and forth."Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No, no, no, no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners!" He looks at Vaggie who is offended and Angel shrugs. "Yeah, he's got a point." Y/N said." The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this!" He puts his arms out, gesturing to the entirety of Hell.

"So, then. Why do you wanna help me if you don't believe in my cause?" Charlie asked. "Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself!" He pulls Charlie close to him and twirls her. "I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!" Alastor said. "And there it is." Y/N grumbles. Charlie removes his hand from her back. "Riiiight." She said. "Yes, indeedy!" He grabs Charlie by the waist and drags her away. "I see big things coming your way and who better to help you than I?" He trails off. "Uh, so... uh, what's the deal with Smiles over there?" Angel Dust asked. "Wait, are you serious? You've never heard of him before?" Y/N asked. Angel Dust shrugs again.

"The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?" Y/N asked. Angel Dust shrugs once again. "Eh, not big on politics." He said. "Oh for the love of-!" Y/N leans in on Angel Dust. "Decades ago, Alastor manifested in Hell, seemingly overnight. He began to topple Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast his carnage all throughout Hell just so everyone could witness his ability. Sinners started calling him "The Radio Demon" (as lazy as that is). Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure: He's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!" Y/N shouted.

"Ya done?" Angel Dust laughs dryly. "He looks like a strawberry pimp." He said. "I don't trust him!" Y/N shouted. "And none of you should either!" "To be fair, do you trust anyone? Anyone?" Angel Dust asked. Y/N glares at him. "Nope, and I have no reason to." He said. Vaggie grabs Charlie by the shoulders. "Charlie, listen to me. Y/N is right for once. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a deal-maker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! ...And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!" She shouted. "I..." Charlie sighs. "We don't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance!" Alastor looks at a portrait of the royal family. "Yes! To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in." Charlie puts hands on Vaggie's shoulders.

"Just... trust me. I can take care of myself!" Charlie said. "Whatever you do, just don't make a deal with him." Y/N said. Alastor makes a gesture with his hand, seemingly focusing on Vaggie. "Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad!" Charlie imitates her dad's voice. "You don't take shit from other demons!" Charlie walks over to Alastor. "Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what we're trying to do here as a joke." As Charlie looks away, glowing red symbols appear beside Alastor which quickly disappear after Charlie turns back to Alastor. "But, I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better." Charlie said. "So, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no... " Charlie makes gestures with her hands. "Tricks or voodoo strings attached." Alastor rolls his eyes. "So, it's a deal, then?" He twirls his mic staff and presents his hand for a handshake as green energy bursts throughout the hotel.

Charlie refuses the handshake. "Nope! No shaking! No deals! I... hmm.. the princess of Hell and heir to the throne I, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire." She said. Charlie looks over to Vaggie for approval. "Sound fair?" Charlie asked. Alastor rubs his chin. "Hmm..." he retracts his mic staff. "Fair enough!" Charlie sighs in relief. "Cool beans." She said. "Hmm hm hmm hmm..." he continues to hum while looking around as he stops in front of Vaggie. "Smile, my dear!" He tickles the underside of her chin. "You know you're never fully dressed without one!" He walks away as he continues humming. Y/N scoffs and crosses his arms.

"So where is your hotel staff?" Alastor asked. "Uh, well-" Charlie said. Vaggie is staring at Alastor dead in the eyes. Alastor adjusts his monocle. "Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that." He walks towards Angel Dust. "And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?" He asked. "I can suck your dick!" Mic feedback is in the background as Alastor tries to process what he said. Y/N snickers. "HAH! No." Alastor said. Angel Dust scoffs. "Your loss." He said. "Is it?" Y/N asked, causing Angel to glare at him. "Well, this just won't do!" Alastor takes out his mic staff. "I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up." He snaps his finger, and a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn down one as he approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot, which opens its eye and stares at the trio behind him. Niffty poofs off the soot from her body.

"This little darling is Niffty!" Alastor said. Niffty drops to the floor, unaffected. "Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!" She eyes the trio. "Why're you all women?" She lifts Charlie with no effort. "Are there any men here?!" She puts Charlie down. "I'm sorry, that's rude." She looks around. "I'm right here." Y/N said. "Oooh, man! This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch!" She grabs a spider and crushes it. "Which is weird because you're mostly ladies, no offense." She stares off as she takes out a feather duster. "Oh, my gosh! This is awful!" She speed cleans throughout the hotel. "Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!" She sees a cockroach and stabs it with a sewing pin. "Nope!" The six stare at Niffty as a voice coming from an unknown cat demon can be heard nearby. Husk lays his cards down the table. "Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho-" his demonic illusions and voices distort the surroundings temporarily. " -tel? What the fuck is this?"

He looks around and spots Alastor, eliciting an angry purr as he points at him. "You!" "Ah, Husker, my good friend! Glad you could make it!" Alastor said. "Don't you "Husker" me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot!" The jackpot disappears. "Good to see you too!" Alastor said. Husk facepalms angrily. "What the hell do you want with me this time...?" He asked. "My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay!" Alastor said. "Are you shittin' me?!" Husk asked. "Hmm... No, I don't think so!" Alastor said. Husk shoves Alastor off. "You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?!" Alastor dusts himself off. "You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!" Alastor grins as if he's about to laugh. "Maybe!" He said. "I ain't doing no fucking charity job." Husk said.

Alastor teleports behind him through his shadow. "Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment!" He gestures towards the bar he made out of his magic. "With your charming smile." He pulls Husks's lips into a forced smile. "And welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry my friend,' he walks over to the bar, revealing the soles of his shoes to have deer prints. "I can make this more welcoming! ...If you wish." He makes a bottle of "Cheap Booze" appear out of nowhere. Husk stares at the booze for a second. "What? You think you can buy me with a wink" he winks sarcastically. "And some cheap booze?!" He grabs the booze and looks at it." ...Well, you can!" He downs the booze.

"Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth...brothel...man cave!" Vaggie said. Angel Dust launches himself at Vaggie. "SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We," he points to the bar with all his fingers. "Are keeping this!" He shouted. Angel Dust starts flirting with Husk. "Hey~" Y/N laughs at this. "Go fuck yourself." Husk said. Angel Dust holds Husk's face. "Only if you watch me!" "True love." Y/N joked.

"Oh, my gosh! Welcome to the Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here!" Charlie tries to go for a handshake. "You seriously need a better name for it than that." Y/N said. Husk reaches for his booze. "I lost the ability to love years ago." He continues to drink his booze. "So, whaddaya think?" Alastor asked. "This is amazing!" Charlie rubs her cheeks with excitement. "It's... okay." Vaggie said. "Eh, I've seen better." Y/N said. Alastor reels the three towards him. "Hey!" Y/N yelps. "Hahaha! This is going to be very entertaining!" He then lets go and summons a fireball, launching it to the hotel ceiling just so he could distract Charlie and Y/N fast enough for him to shove Vaggie off. He dresses himself in a tux and matching top hat.

Alastor: ♫ You have a dream! *twirls Charlie and dresses her up* You wish to tell! *turns to Vaggie who's now on the floor* And it's just laughable *turns back to Charlie and tosses her mid-air*. But, hey, kid, what the hell? ♫

The background behind Charlie and Y/N changes to neon colored lights featuring two apples and a skull.

Alastor: ♫ *catches Charlie by the hand as they both tap dance together* 'Cause you're one-of-a-kind! A charming demon belle! *The two slide down the railing of the stairs* ♫

Alastor: ♫ Now, let's give these burning fools a place to dwell! *dresses up the rest of the hotel staff* Take it, boys! ♫

Shadow demons appear from the floorboards and begin playing their instruments as Vaggie tries to talk to Charlie who is having too much fun. Alastor pulls her in with him and the others as his shadow demons surround them.

Shadow Demons: Boo!

Alastor: ♫ Haha! Inside of every demon is a lost cause!" He puts a fedora on Angel's head as he snaps his fingers back at Alastor. "But we'll dress 'em up for now, with just a smile! ♫ He puts a hat and fur on Vaggie and slaps her butt. She throws the accessories to the floor, glaring after him.

Shadow Demons: ♫ With a smile! ♫

Alastor: ♫ And we'll chlorinate this cesspool with some old redemption flair!" He kicks off skull which Niffty rushes in and cleans off. "And show these simpletons some proper class and style!" He summons a shadow clone of himself ♫

Shadow Demons: ♫ Class and style! ♫

Alastor: ♫ *snaps away his shadow* Oh! Here below the ground," he twirls Charlie and pinches her cheeks. "I'm sure your plan is sound!" He holds hands with Charlie as they both twirl* They'll spend a little time, down at this Hazbin Ho-

The hotel door explodes, ending the music and knocking Niffty off. Charlie, Y/N, Alastor, Angel Dust, and Vaggie look outside. Sir Pentious' warship has made an appearance outside the hotel. "Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor!" He said. "Do I know you?" He asked. Sir Pentious's ego deflates. "Oh, yes you do!" His hood flares open. "And this time, I have the element of-" he pulls a lever. "SURPRISE! Ahaha! I'm so evil!" With a snap of a finger, an otherworldly dimensional portal opens with tentacles and shadow demons emerging from it, destroying Sir Pentious' ship while he is inside.

Alastor is finishing it off as he clenches his fist with a few drops of blood dripping off his hand. Alastor is grinning menacingly in satisfaction for a moment as the others look at him in shock and horror, except for Y/N. "Yup. This is pretty much what I expected from him." He said. "..Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now..." Alastor uses his magic to change the sign atop the hotel from "Happy Hotel" to "Hazbin Hotel" "...Stay tuned. Hahaha...!"