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"Ok think I've fixed it."

" Phew...good job Nepgear!"

Goku: gosh it's been like 5 months now.

Piccolo: True...

Neptune:*looks at reader* Oh Hello guys! after so long we're finally back in business.

Blanc: Yeah but things are not the same without the author.

As if on cue the door opened as I come in...

Me: wow! Hey guys!

Goku: Author!

Goku quickly gives me a hug.

Goku: It's been so long I thought you would never come back!

Me: Well I'm here.....

As Goku let's go my eyes widen as I embrace the quick tackle by Neptune

Me: Ouch! Hey-

Neptune: You're back! You're back you're back!

Me:Yes..can you get off me now?

Neptune: Don't ever take that long again....I though you were dead!

Me: Sorry for the worry hehe....

Blanc: Welcome back!

Ainz: *comes* aah Author it's been a long time.

Me: Indeed it has.Well but I'm back.

Neptune: Nice so we can continue the dares that I can tell the viewers have been waiting so long.

Me: wow ok...I'll try my best to attend to those over pending dares.

Blanc: Why did you take so long?

Me: well thanks to school, I've been through a lot these past 4 months...
humiliation,boredom....stress...ah just glad I'm out of that place by June next year I'll be outta that hell for good.

Neptune: Meaning you'll enter uni next year hopefully.

Uni: hm?

Piccolo:  She means University..

Uni: oh.

Gohan: Man he just got here and you're already constructing  dirty thoughts already Neptune.

Neptune: But that's not what I meant!

Noire: In this generation be mindful of how you phrase your words people nowadays interprete simple words and stuff as immoral acts.

Neptune: like?...

Noire: Uhh...let's discuss this some other time...

Neptune: ok so as I said author you'll be going to university next year.

Me: Yeah so I gotta study and finish hard, alright enough about school that's the least thing anybody wants to hear right now at a time like this. Ok guys I'm officially back( I think you know that already) well we're in the month of December and we're just a few days from Christmas..

Neptune: Yay!! Christmas!!

Goten: Yes!!!

Me: Yeah so expect Christmas specials later on. If you have any new dares you can post them here.

Neptune: But in the meantime,  Author will try and complete the old dares that have been waiting ages to be completed.

Me: Yeah I'll try my best to do some of them.

Blanc:Will you also bring in new characters?

Me: I might bring in new cast.

Noire: Nice.

Me: ok guys. I'll see you in the next dare.

Neptune: *takes my earpiece and listens to something* Ooh Opening of demon slayer. Wise choice my friend.

Me: hey! Why'd you want everyone to know I'm listening to that as I type..
😑....darn..

Blanc: typical Neptune