Me: Pandora!!

Pandora's actor: Yes what is it author?

Me: There's a dare for you.

Pandora's actor: Oooh a dare? Finally!
I will accept this dare with utmost
gratitude.

Me: Yeah whatever...You've been dared to get punished by Ainz- Sama and Iris heart.

Pandora's actor: What?!....*poses expressing displeasure* Why would I want to do that?!

Me: Uuuh...mabye because you sign up for this?!!

Pandora's actor: Oh.

Me: Well let's get this dare done.

Pandora's actor: Ok but how am I going to get punished by my creator?

Location: Great Tomb of Nazarick,
Treasury

Pandora's actor: What does the treasury have to do with this? And how are you still alive despite being here?!!

Me: Well Ainz gave me this item right here. Don't know why though.

Pandora's actor: Oh....you're a human.
You see the air in the Treasury here is toxic, without an item or being totally immune to poison you can die after taking 3 steps.

Me: WHAT?!!!!

Pandora's actor: Chill! At least you have an item with you. Plus this is the Treasury where all treasures of Nazarick are kept. A sacred place such as this has to be protected and totally
dangerous to anyone besides members of Nazarick.

Me: How does poisoning the air help?

Pandora's actor: It's for security measures.*adjust his cap* By the way..
what are we doing here? I fail to see what this place has to do with the dare.

Me: You see in order to get punished by Ainz.....you're gonna have to break
one of the treasures.

Pandora's actor:*  dramatic gasp*
Have you lost your mind?!? I Pandora's actor!, guardian of the treasury of Nazarick refuse to commit such a outrageous unforgivable sin!!!

Me: You're gonna have to do it whether you like it or not buddy.

Pandora's actor: *crosses arms* I fail to see how you're gonna make me.

Me:*holding a baseball bat* this will.

Pandora's actor:😲...where did you get that?!

Me: ....I used a cash shop item.

Pandora's actor: I don't remember seeing that as a weapon in this world.

Me:*breaks one of the treasures*

Pandora's actor:😲NOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After doing that I handover the baseball bat to Pandora's actor as Lord Ainz comes in wondering what's going on.

Lord Ainz:What's going on here?

Me: Pandora here smashed one of the treasures my lord.

Pandora's actor: M-Me?! Lord Ainz!
I didn't! -

Lord Ainz:*eye glow red and black aura appears* You dare destroy one of the treasures of the great Tomb of Nazarick?! This sin you committed cannot go untouched without the proper punishment.

Pandora's actor: Ooh no....

Lord Ainz: Author.....give him the mop...

Me: *Gives him mop*

Pandora's actor:*holding mop*huh?

Lord Ainz: As punishment...you're cleaning the whole of the 9th Floor and the throne room on the 10th floor.

Pandora's actor: *bows down* I humbly accept this punishment my lord, but why didn't you give me a severe one?

Lord Ainz: I figured this one would be best for you.

Pandora's actor: So am I just cleaning the floor?

Lord Ainz: Nope...the facilities on that floor as well.

Pandora's actor: WHAT?!! B-but there's  so many facilities like the cafeterias, beauty salons, clothing stores, grocery stores, fitness salons and nail salons!!

Me: Ok that's odd to have facilities like that ...........especially in a tomb!!

Lord Ainz: Nazarick isn't just a tomb y'know! Ok now Pandora, start cleaning!

Pandora's actor: Ohhhh… Ainz-sama. To think you would refer to me as your child!

Lord Ainz: huh??...I  never said anything like that.

Pandora's actor: How you punish me as a sanction for my actions is just like how a father does it!......though even though I practically didn't commit it.*gives me a glare*

Me: 😅😅

Pandora's actor:I'll do it right away father.

Lord Ainz:uuuhhh...ok?

Pandora's actor: I'll finish this in a jiffy.*goes to the 9th floor*

10 hours later

Location: 9th floor, Round table room

Me: How long has he been cleaning?

Lord Ainz: For an eternity.

Me: Huh?

Lord Ainz: In here an eternity is 10 hours.

(Not true though)

Me: W-w-w-what?!!!!

Lord Ainz: Since he's not human he's not subjucted to exhaustion, he can do this for like forever.

Me: woah!

Lord Ainz: By the way let's check on him.

Location: 9th floor

Pandora's actor was leaning against a wall while reading something as me and Ainz came in.

Me: wow ! the place looks neat!

Lord Ainz: Wow he even waxed the floors. Good job.

Pandora's actor: I thank you for such praise.

Me:Now that's that's done time for the next dare, which is get punished by Iris heart.

Pandora's actor: You mean getting punished by that sadistic bit- er I mean Iris heart?

Me:Yeah..*waves as a portal opens and Plutia comes out*

Plutia:Where an I?

Me: In the tomb of Nazarick, you've been dared to punish Pandora's actor.

Plutia: You mean the funny looking mannequin?

Pandora's actor: For the thousandth time I'm not a mannequin!! Seesh do I look like one to you?!

Plutia: Kinda...

Pandora's actor:😧

Me: Anyway let's get this dare done.

Plutia: Alright.*turns to Iris heart*

Pandora's actor: *panics*

Iris heart: Alright time for torture! Y'know when I look at your clothes it brings Adolf Hitler to mind and I HATE Hitler!

Iris heart dashed toward Pandora's actor as he was severely whipped.

Me: ok that's gotta hurt!

Pandora'sactor comes with his uniforn torn and his hat battered up as well.

Pandora's actor:😡 Happy now?

Me:Hey don't look at me I'm not the one who caused this!

Pandora's actor:You caused this!

Me:Ok time for one final thing.

Portal opens as Hando walks out from it with a machine in hand.

Hando: Hi guys!

Me:Hi Hando.

Pandora's actor:Hello Hando, what brings you here to the Great Tomb of Nazarick?

Hando: Well I wanted to test my machine.

Me:What does it do?

Hando: It alters the neurons in your brain which alters your emotions causing you to fall in love with anybody the moment you look at them.

Me: wow hey can it also reverse the effects of someone who is in love with someone?

Hando: Yes.

Lord Ainz: It can?! Give it to me!*Tries to grab it*

Hando: *resist* Hey I haven't even tested it yet!

Lord Ainz: I need it to correct a mistake!

Hando: Sorry.

Lord Ainz: I'll give you a billion gold coins!

Hando: No need.

Lord Ainz: What?! Who doesn't like money?!

Hando: I'm good after all money is the route of all evil.

Lord Ainz: But poverty kills!

Hando:Which is why I'll never fall into that.

Lord Ainz: Just give it yo me!

The two struggle as Lord Ainz accidently pressed a button and the machine fires a blast making the two fly in different directions. Hando recovers holding the weapon as he noticed he shot Iris heart.

Iris heart: Hello handsome...

Hando: Uuhh......

Iris heart goes over to Hando and hugs him as ge feels uncomfortable and blushes madly.

Hando: Uhh..guys?? Little help?!

Me:Sorry bro, this one's on you.
By the way you two go great together.

Hando: *avoids being kissed by Iris heart* Not helping!!

Me: You're on the same boat with Ainz.

Lord Ainz: Hey!

Me: Isn't Albedo I'm love with you?

Lord Ainz: That's because I foolishly programmed her to.

Hando: What?!

Me: But even if you didn't programmed her it still feels like she would've like you anyway.

Hando: Ok can someone enlighten me to what's going on here?

Me: Oh...you see in Ainz's world all the characters were video games characters and during the last day before the game would finally shut down, bony here rewrote one of Albedo's settings to 'fall in love with her' , he actually did that just to amuse himself since it was the last day.But later when he realised he was stuck in the game he realised his folly.

Hando: oh, so how did he knew Albedo fell in love with him once he got stuck inside the game being a whole new world altogether?

Me: Oh he just tested some things to see if it was real. So he gave some characters commands that weren't native to the game. His final test was doing something 18+ because you'd be forcefully logged out if you were to do that in the game and have your account deleted. So his final test was
asking Albedo a question.

Hando: Which was?

Me: Pandora's actor care to act that scene?

Pandora's actor: Alright.

Pandora's actor shapeshift and turns into Lord Ainz and says" A-Albedo, may I touch your chest?"

Pandora's actor then turns into Albedo and replies as if actually talking to Lord Ainz." Of course, touch me as much as you wish"

Hando: 0_0.....ok that's proof that she loves you.

Pandora's actor then turns to Ainz with a hand that looks like it's reaching for something as Pandora's actor then shapeshift into Albedo and re-acts what happens during that scene.

Lord Ainz: 😒.....seriously you had to do that?

Me: Yup. Hmm..it looks like that's all.
Stay tuned for the next dares.