Neptune:* looks at title* Hmm what are the questions about huh?

Me: Well KamenRiderGaiaooo has some questions for you guys. Well he asked if you have a crush with his character Hando.

Neptune: me? Well I like him as a friend.

Me: ok...now Ainz

Lord Ainz: "Lord Ainz"

Me: whatever.. KamenRiderGaiaooo wants to know about your other identity.

Lord Ainz: My other identity...*whispers* my guardians are here so I don't think I can say it here...my other identity is a secret.

At a secret room....

Lord Ainz : ok now that we're alone.
Let me tell you about it. My other identity is known as momon the dark warrior, as you've probably seen in the anime it's a dark Knight armour with two large black swords which are my main weapon. I only use that armour when going on adventures
so I can raise money in order to build up Nazarick. The first time I went with that armour I went with Narberal Gamma as my sidekick
As I gave her the name "Nabe" as her other name in the outside world.  Even she didn't know I was Ainz until I think she later found out meaning she's the only one who knows my true identity. If you're wondering why I switch identities is because I cannot leave the tomb without the Guardians or anyone knowing and I don't want humans freaking out when they see me in their kingdoms, it's like how Superman keeps his identity and other superheroes.

Me: ok nice now one more question.
Uh Vert...

Vert: Yes?

Me: You've been asked this question: if you were to have a husband and bore him a child which would be a candidate for Leanbox.

Vert: hmm that would be the best time of  my life. Yeah...why wish for a sister if you can have your own daughter?

Me: uuuh.....o- ok golf's that's all for now. See you next time. Hey I just realize the 4th wall hasn't been broken this time.

Neptune:That's because I was in the kitchen. Now if you'll allow me...

Me: No! uh Ainz

Lord Ainz:You got it! "Aura of despair Lvl 1"

Neptune: *collapses*

Me: What did you do?!!!

Lord Ainz: I just used my weakest death spell.

Me: I didn't say kill her bone head!!

Lord Ainz: oops!....anyway she's not dead that spell isn't that powerful to kill her considering she's a goddess.

Me: But she's in her human form!

Lord Ainz: Fine...*  dark portal opens and takes a red potion from it*

Me: what's that?

lord Ainz : Don't you know! haven't you watch my show?

Me: Great now you're breaking the fourth wall.

Lord Ainz: for  good reason...uhh there was no need to even bring this.
..*places hand on Neptune* .."healing"

Neptune:* wakes up* where am I?

Lord Ainz: You were dead..

Neptune: WHAT?!!

Lord Ainz: Just kidding...

Me: *laughing😂*

Neptune: Hey that's not funny!

Lord Ainz: 😂😂

Neptune: Stop it!! Else I'll tell the readers  about that upcoming extra chapter which is  going to involve me singing to Ainz about.....

Me: You read the script?!

Lord Ainz: And what do I have to do with that upcoming chapter?

Me: -_-

Neptune:Since I'm a bit merciful today I'll tell the readers about your coming chapter which is a filler chapter involving me singing  to Ainz a song which annoys him due to the fact he hates to admit he loves Albedo.

Lord Ainz: huh?!!

Me: How is that mercy?! You just blurted everything to the readers?!

Neptune: well in this book, spoilers is a mercy that frees you from all fourth wall sufferings.

Lord Ainz: Hey that's my line that you just mixed it with other things!

Neptune: Can't I borrow it like how you borrow world class items?

Lord Ainz: Ok that's enough!

Neptune: ok just after I'm done telling the readers about that time you were riding a beast with Aura and..

Lord Ainz:* covers Neptune's mouth*

Neptune: mmhmhnh..

Lord Ainz: That's all for today. See ya.
Now I think it be best if I erase your memories of what just happened now.

Neptune: mmh!!!