Megaman Day

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Batallagato: ok, you motherfuckers don't screw this up since I'm bringing a special guess for their special day

Stolas: what's the special guess?

Batallagato: it's megaman day, I'm bringing all the megamans

Loona: the fuck?

Batallagato: once I bring them, you better not cuss if you did then I have censor bar blocked you but if you kept going........ you will have a BAD TIME

Verisoka: whose these peoples?

Batallagato: and also 1 more thing *snap finger*

*everyone felt something off*

Verisoka: what did you do?

Vortex: yeah

Blitzo: what the *beep*!...... *beep*?!?!

Batallagato: yeah I already censor you and if you kept going your gonna see your worst nightmare ever, don't try to temping me

Stella: ........

Loona: whatever

Batallagato: I'M FUCKING CLEAR ASSHOLE!!! *death glare*

*everyone understands it*

Batallagato: now time to bring who started the franchise, megaman! Aka classic megaman!

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Classic megaman: hello *smile* I'm megaman

Fizzarolli: woah!

Classic megaman: your a robot?

Fizzarolli: no, these are my robotic arms

Classic Megaman; neat

Batallagato: classic megaman can you teach these guys about yourself

Classic megaman: sure! *look at the demons* I'm a robot created by Dr light who's is my creator along my sister roll who is a robot too

Octavia: that's sounds nice

Classic megaman; sadly Dr wily is jealous to Dr light then he become evil and try take over the world and the worst part he reprogram Dr light robot master for evil stuff

Vortex: sounds horrible

Classic megaman: yeah that's why I'm here to stop him

Millie: which weapons you use?

Classic megaman: my mega buster and whenever I defeat a robot master I have their power for my mega buster

Verisoka: is there a music boss?

Batallagato: funny enough Verisoka, in his Japanese name is rockman which if you remove "man" you have rock, as a rock music and you added roll, you get rock and roll

Verisoka: that's very cool

Classic megaman: I have companion dog rush, beat the bird and tango the cat

Blitzo: is there a horse one?

Classic megaman: technically there centaurman

Blitzo: eh, close enough

Batallagato: you should return classic megaman

Classic megamans: understood, it was interesting to see real demons instead of robots

*classic megaman teleport out*

Batallagato: the next one is from 100 years later from the future, Megaman X

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Megaman X: ready for mission to defeat mavericks

Beelzebub: he look so *beep* awesome!

Batallagato: really bee?

Beelzebub: damn it........

Megaman X: what?

Stolas: are you related to Megaman?

Megaman X: you meant classic? Yeah Dr light created me as his last project and put me on sleep for 100 years until Dr Cain found me, he discovered I have free will

Asmodeus: wait, free will?!?!

Megaman X: yeah we revolutionized robots to reploids but sadly as having a will, same will happen to human and chose violence which we called them maverick

Stella: then why not exterminate all to solve the problem

Megaman X: look I'm a pacifist and don't want cause any trouble but if all options failed then I have no choice but to fight

Moxxie: that's really

Megaman X: yeah *sigh* a peace will take a very long time but once it reach I can finally rest for the moment and with my best friend Zero

Millie: what do you have?

Megaman X: I can dash, wall jump and same with classic defeat a boss to gain their powers for my buster

Millie: cool

Megaman X: can you send me back because I need return to help zero and axl to defeat sigma

Batallagato: hope Megaman X9 will come (not happening)

*Megaman X teleport out*

Loona: is there more of these?

Batallagato: actually yes and this one is from thousands of years, volnutt


Volnutt: hello *smile*

Batallagato: I'm gonna be honest I don't know him much but I know he's forever stuck in the moon forever

Loona: stuck in the moon?

Octavia: impossible your human?!?!

Volnutt: technically I'm a hybrid of a robot and human since all the human race are instincts

*everyone is shocked*

Blitzo: so my business is *beep*!

Batallagato: STRIKE 1 *smile*

Stolas: blitzy remember his rule

Bltizo: ugh!!!!!!

Volnutt: uhm anyway, I loved to adventure and treasures especially my friend roll casket she's a good mechanic and there my enemy tronbon she's hates my guts

Asmodeus: woah you have 2 female companions (damn wish try do some lust and maybe Volnutt is dense)

Volnutt: well gonna go back and forever to return earth

Batallagato: one day we will bring you back Volnutt

Volnutt: thanks

*Volnutt back to the moon*

Batallagato: now the main timeline is done, time for another timeline instead of researching robots it's science computer

Stolas: another timeline?

Beelzebub: what's the alternate timeline is

Moxxie: hopes it's not something crazy

Batallagato: well there's an meme how the timeline start, the first is depending Dr light fuck or stay a virgin since if he have sex then the alternate timeline

Asmodeus:.... So your saying Dr light whenever he fuck or not that's the timeline?

Batallagato: yes

Fizzarolli: timeline are complicated

Batallagato: it does and now time to show these 2 heroes! Lan and Megaman.EXE

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Lan: I'm lan hikari and this is my netnavi megaman

Megaman.EXE: hello

Loona: why you bring a kid?

Lan: well I'm his operator

Megaman.EXE: I'm just checking stuff for him but sometimes that he need to finish his homework *glare*

Lan: oh come on Megaman

Moxxie: you too acting like sibling

Millie: now you mention it as someone who have experienced with siblings

Lan: well here's a short version, megaman is my dead brother hub

*everyone stay in silent*

Octavia: wow?!?!

Megaman.EXE: well I died from a heart disease that have unknown cure then dad created me from his research

Beelzebub: then why your alive?

Lan: let's show it Megaman

Megaman.EXE: time show our full synchro!


*everyone felt heavenly or even a god*

Lan: this is my brother, hub hikari

Hub: this is full form

Lan: it's called hub style

Vortex: 0-0 I don't know if I should be scared or amazed

Asmodeus; yeah especially the feeling that he from heaven

Beelzebub: *shiver* don't bring that horrible memory

Vortex: I'm here bee

Hub: sorry I've cause any trouble memory

Lan: since you mentioned about heaven well........ I don't know what to think about it since we been through many adventures

Fizzarolli: I'm still shock about a human suppose be heaven but turn into, netnavi?

Hub: yup

*hub return to Megaman EXE*

Lan: seems like I need to return home

Megaman.EXE: remember to finish your homework assignment

Lan: *sigh*

*lan and megaman EXE left*

Batallagato: here's the last one for the Megaman series (for now) geo and omega xis

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Geo: woah?!?!

Omega xis: Deja Vu kid?

Geo: yeah I felt I've been there before

Stolas: now you mention I have the same feeling

Batallagato: anyway........ time for introduction

Geo; oh right, I'm geo stelar and this is my friend omega xis

Omega xis: yo

Via: oh I get it, because your name geo is kinda like earth?

Geo: that make sense why we felt very similar, I like to grow up like dad for auto space exploration

Stolas; ah, well we're gonna be very great friends geo

Geo; you like space?

Via: me and my dad loved astronomy and space related

Geo; I'm definitely brotherband you

Omega xis: should we show them our em wave change?

Vortex: em wave change?

Omega xis: its we fuse together

Loona: sounds like a human disguise

Verisoka: yeah but you only need Asmodeus crystal

Stolas; I have my book to create human disguise

Omega xis: ready geo?

Geo: *smirk* EM WAVE CHANGE! ON THE AIR!


Megaman: we are Megaman

Batallagato: more specifically Megaman starforce since there to many megamans

Loona: why does omega xis have his head on your arm?

Megaman: because he's my mega buster

Omega xis: yeah and depending the equipment for damage, speed and charge

Stella: weird hellhound

Omega xis: eh, at least you didn't call me arm navi

Megaman: pulse out!

*geo return his normal body*

Geo: what do you think?

Octavia: look very amazing

Vortex: especially omega xis showing his power

Geo; look like I have 1 more to show before leaving

Fizzarolli: let's see it

Geo: Transcode! Megaman!


Megaman: this is when I used my hunter VG

Asmodeus: love the design kid

Megaman: thanks that's the power of noise

Blitzo: seems like you have lots of experience kid

Megaman: because I know to used any range and melee battle cards

Millie: all of it?

Megaman: yes, all of it as long it have battle cards

*geo trans out*

Geo: phew this is great *smile*

Octavia: you know I kinda wanna see you as a little brother and dad probably adopted you

Stella: *beep* no!

Blitzo: *laughing* you forgot the consequences Stella

Stella: ugh!!!!

Geo: she kinda reminds of Luna when she's angry at me sometimes

Stolas: via is right, I would love to adopted you as my son

Geo: I have my parents sir, as much is tempting my real family is important but I can brotherband you and Octavia

Octavia: loved too

*geo form brotherband stolas and Octavia*

Geo: 0-0 woah your link power is 666

Stolas: is that good

Geo: the maximum link power is 150 but this..... is amazing!

Octavia: Hope we can communicate geo *smile*

Omega xis: let's go kid

Geo: see yah guys and thanks for the link power stolas and Octavia!

*geo and omega xis left*

Batallagato: that's all the megamans that capcom developed

Beelzebub: I like it

Vortex: they very cool

Millie: yeah!

Moxxie: robotics are so advance especially classic to X and Volnutt

Loona: geo have a interesting device

Octavia: I have a sibling!

Stolas: not really via but he's very good be part of the family, sadly he have his family

Octavia: *sigh* true

Fizzarolli: hope once we return, all the stuff we get come to us

Batallagato: yup *smile* gonna take a long while you guys

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