Spring Broken

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The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.

Blitzo: I love this song! ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles. Y/N was wearing headphones and reading about hotels.

Blitzo: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫

They drive into an old crowded parking lot.

Blitzo: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫

A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Fu-

Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Y/N is flung forward and hits face first behind Blitzo's seat. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He and Y/N glance at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".

Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!

Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.

Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!

Y/N: Blitzo? S-sir? I know who...runs the car.

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Verosika!

Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.

Verosika: Blitz-o.

Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...

Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.

Y/N stepped out of the van.

Blitzo: ...three Rings DOWN!

Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.

Y/N: I don't get it.

Verosika looked and saw Y/N.

Verosika: Y/N!!!

Verosika ran to him and scooped him up in her arms and kissed his cheek.

Verosika: How's my sexy little cartoonist~?

Y/N: G-good.

Verosika smirked and kissed his cheek. She purposely pressed her boobs against him.

Loona growled with jealousy. She looked down at her own chest. Not really anything to press up against Y/N.

Not only that. But she was one of two girlfriends that Pinhead approved of.

Blitzo: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!

Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.

Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.

Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.

Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi". And Y/N, she wanted me to give you this.

She gave Y/N a letter.

Y/N: Ok. What's this?

Y/N opened it up and looked at it. He blushed brightly and immediately shoved it in his pocket.

Y/N: Oh, hello miss!

Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika. Who sat Y/N down on her car trunk.

Blitzo: Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!

Verosika: Actually, prick. It has my name on it.

Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.

Blitzo: Well! Y/N! Read her the rules.

Y/N got off the car and pulled out a piece of paper.

Y/N: Rule number one: Parking spots are assigned to specific members of the building. Rule number two,

Verosika leaned in close, her finger pressed to his lips. Verosika whispered something in his ear, her warm breath sending a shiver down his spine. His cheeks flushed bright red as he processed her words, his eyes widening in surprise.

Y/N: Y-you'll wear that? And you'll do that?

Verosika nodded in response and smirked.

Y/N turned to Blitzo, his mind racing as he quickly formulated a defense for Verosika.

Y/N: I-I know the rules say that, um, parking spots are assigned based on seniority and stuff. But, um, what if... what if we made an exception this time? I mean, Verosika really needs that spot, and, um, she promised to, uh, follow all the rules from now on. And Verosika... she's, uh, she's actually a... a VIP. Yeah, that's it. So, um, she gets special privileges, like, uh, choosing her own spot.

Blitzo was speechless. But before he could respond, Verosika stepped forward, a confident smirk on her lips.

Verosika: That's right, I have my own spot reserved for me. Maybe you should check the rules again, Blitzo.

Blitzo's eye twitched.

Blitzo: Wait...are you two...dating?!?

Verosika: Yep. Six months now.

Y/N: Six months, two weeks, and twelve days.

Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building...and Y/N's dad. After all, he approves of me dating his son for a reason.

Loona: No way...

Verosika: ...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.

Blitzo: A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week! Even if Y/N let's it slide!

Verosika: Awww, you mad, Blitz-o? At least Y/N isn't gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run...

Blitzo and Verosika: ...run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!

Blitzo: Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!

Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper cock.

Verosika flips him the bird and walks away, she winked at Y/N and blew him a kiss, while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.

Blitzo follows Verosika.

Blitzo: HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna...

A towering muscular Hellhound appears behind Blitzo and growls.

Hellhound: You'll what?

Y/N yelped upon seeing the hellhound, ran, and hid behind Verosika

Y/N: W-who...is he?

Verosika: Aww, don't be scared, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike Blitzo, he actually does his job well.

Verosika leaves with her bodyguard. She glances over her shoulder as she blew Y/N a kiss.

Verosika: Bye, sweetheart~!

Blitzo: Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that.

Loona kicks van door open and steps out. She looked at Y/N and Blitzo.

Loona: You two know Verosika Mayday?!

Blitzo: Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated.

Millie: Was it before or after she became a pop star?

Moxxie: You dated a pop star?!

Blitzo: Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?

Loona: Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?

Millie: Y/N, I can see that happening. But you?

Moxxie: I just...Is she blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage?

Blitzo: Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.

Moxxie: You do that all the time, sir!

Millie: Come on, you kinda do that.

Loona: You totally do that.

Loona: Also, your dating Verosika?!?

Y/N: Yes. B-but why are you surprised?

Loona: You never told me!

Y/N: Really. My memory must be terrible then. I thought I told you 4 times?

/////

Flashback 1

Y/N: So, your ok with me dating you, Octavia, and Verosika? Just...well...want to make sure...

Loona was on her phone.

Loona: Oh? Yah yah.

/////

Flashback 2

Y/N: Loona. I'll be gone for about three days. Verosika is talking me to her summer house with my parents. She wants to officially meet them and make a good impression on them.

Loona was on her phone.

Loona: Ya. Good for you.

/////
Flashback 3

Y/N: Loona? I'm...sorry. But I don't think I'll be able to...make love tonight. Verosika kept me up all night.

Loona was listening to rock n roll music.

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Flashback 4

Y/N: I think I finally have a schedule planned out for dating you, Octavia, and Verosika.

Loona was playing a game on her phone.

Loona: Ya.
/////

Loona looked dumbfounded as she remembered all that.

Loona covered her face with her hands and screamed in frustration.

Y/N: Loona?

Millie grins mischievously, eyelids lowering.

Millie: What's sex with her like?

Moxxie: Millie!

Millie: Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like.

Moxxie:...Touché.

Y/N: I'm...not comfortable saying.

Blitzo: Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, j- find a temporary spot for that truck.

He tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to the driver's side.

Blitzo: Okay, Loonie, Y/N, Moxxie, let's go handle this shit.

/////

Loona, Y/N, Moxxie and Blitzo were stepping out of an elevator. Loona walks nervously forward and mumbling.

Loona: Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today! God! Y/N's dad already hates me! And I'm a terrible girlfriend for not paying attention to Y/N!!

Blitzo smiles at her with shining eyes.

Blitzo: Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~

Loona narrows her eyes and scowls.

Loona: Shut UP, da—

Blitzo looks at her with adoration on his face. Loona catches herself almost referring to Blitzo as "dad" and shoves him aside.

Loona: Urgh! Blitzo!

Loona checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzo before accidentally bumping into Vortex. She looks up in embarrassment.

Loona: Oof! Oh. Woah...wait no. I'm in a committed relationship. But your...wow.

Y/N: W-what was that?

Lonna: Y/N's the only man I wanna sleep with!

Y/N:...O-ok. I was...just asking what you said...but thank you...

Vortex glances down at Loona. Blitzo smiles at Loona before he gasps in shock. Loona blushes and wags her tail. Blitzo then moves between Loona and Vortex, his arms out.

Blitzo: Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?

Vortex mentions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. "V" and "M" are spray-painted on the door windows across from the I.M.P. office room.

Vortex: She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper.

Y/N: Oh, she's not far from here.

Blitzo: Oh, COME ON!

Vortex: Sorry, man.

Just then the elevator door opened up and Chatter, Look See, and Colossus walked out. Vortex's face fell.

Moxxie: Is it just me, or is it getting colder in here?

As the Cenobites — Chatterer, Look See, and Colossus — make their imposing way down the hall, the atmosphere tenses. Chatterer, with his characteristic unsettling clicking, holds the puzzle box tightly, its surfaces gleaming ominously in the dimly lit corridor. Y/N, recognizing the gravity of their presence, instinctively steps back and out of their path, keen on avoiding any direct confrontation with these beings from his father's realm.

Moxxie did the same.

Blitzo and Loona, however, aren't as quick to react or perhaps don't fully grasp the significance of these figures. As the Cenobites march forward, they rudely shove Blitzo and Loona aside. The abruptness of the gesture sends Blitzo stumbling, his eyes widening in shock and a mix of anger and confusion crossing his face.

Blitzo: Hey! Watch it!

Loona growled.

Vortex: Oh, your here.

Vortex nervously let the three Cenobites in the room.

Blitzo: Oh, no you don't, bitches!

Look See turned to look at Blitzo, who immediately shut up. Look See proceeded to walk back in the room.

Moxxie: Why were they carrying that puzzle box around?

Y/N: Well, uh, my dad... he kinda sees himself as the, um, 'godfather' type, you know? And Verosika, she, um, made an offer to him. A deal that he couldn't, uh, refuse.

Seeing the confused looks around him, Y/N continued, trying to make his explanation as clear as possible.

Y/N: So, the deal is, like, every once in a while, Verosika and her crew will go to the human world. And they, um, get humans to solve the Lament Configuration—that's the puzzle box. And when they solve it, they, uh, get dragged down to hell. And, um, Chatter and the others are going with them. My dad sent them to, uh, keep an eye on Verosika and her crew. To make sure they don't try anything, um, funny or get any ideas.

Y/N's explanation, while a bit disjointed, shed light on the ominous presence of the puzzle box and the unnerving escort by the Cenobites.

Loona's eye twitched with a mix of disbelief and a hint of jealousy.

Loona: Wait, that's all I would have to do to get your dad's approval to date you?

Y/N shifted uncomfortably

Y/N: Well, uh, it's not just that. It's, um, complicated. My dad, he... he doesn't really, um, like you much, Loona. I'm sorry.

Loona's fell deep in frustration. She was starting to hate Pinhead more.

Y/N: And, um, there's another reason why my dad approves of Verosika. It's because, uh, she has this ability to, um, navigate both worlds. And, uh, she can bring souls to him. It's like, she's useful to him, in a way that, um, he values.

Blitzo: That's it! Im getting that bitch out of here!

Moxxie: Sir... how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone...

Blitzo tunes Moxxie out with a glare.

Moxxie: In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-

Blitzo: Moxxie, shut the fuck up!

Moxxie heads over to Verosika's office.

Y/N: Moxxie? I, un, wouldn't.

Moxxie: Alrighty, then.

Moxxie pushes open the doors and goes inside. The silhouettes of Moxxie, Verosika and her gang of demons are seen through the glass window.

Moxxie: Hello, Miss Verosika, was it? I work for I.M.P, and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because-

Coco: Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie!

Moxxie: Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I—

Josh: Want a kissy, little guy?

Moxxie: A kind offer, but... I'm married.

The gang of demons surround Moxxie.

Verosika: Hey... why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp-dick... boss?

The demon silhouettes bare their fangs over Moxxie to sexually assault him. Y/N covered his face and eyes.

Moxxie: Don't touch that!

Blitzo races and presses his hands against the window.

Blitzo: Moxxie, don't let her access any of your holes!

Moxxie races back into the hall, panting with his back against the door. He walks past them, battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over his face.

Moxxie: I... I gotta go lie down... now.

Moxxie falls face-first onto the ground.

Blitzo: Oh, this won't STAND!

Blitzo kicks both doors open, causing Verosika and her gang to notice.

Blitzo: Alright...! THAT'S IT!

Blitzo stomps toward Verosika.

Blitzo: If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'... challenge! Fuck, I said that twice.

Kiki: Mmmm... Is this imp boy starting a demon duel?

Verosika: I think he is!

Verosika leans in toward Blitzo.

Verosika: What's the game then, Blitz-o?

Blitzo: Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day.

The succubi laugh. Blitzo glares in determination. They stop laughing.

Verosika: Oh, you're serious?

She leans in close to Blitzo's face, speaking in a low whisper.

Verosika: Game on... bitch.

/////

Later at I.M.P Headquarters, Blitzo stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen.

Blitzo: Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients.

The animated drawings on the paper show Blitzo, Loona, Millie, Y/N, and Moxxie standing together. A bunch of imps and clients surround them with bags of money.

Blitzo: We portal up.

Blitzo drawing snaps his fingers. The I.M.P figures fall down.

Blitzo: We have our fun murder time as per usual.

The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns.

Blitzo: We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe.

The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads "S.S. Cum Gutter".

Blitzo: We push said canoe into some water.

Blitzo drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.

Blitzo: We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!

Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.

Blitzo: They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet...

The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona figure wears a party hat.

Blitzo: We become Pinheads new soul getters.

Chatter's drawing is giving Blitzo's drawing the puzzle box.

Blitzo: We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face...

The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.

Blitzo: Do you have... any questions?

Moxxie: Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?

Blitzo: That wasn't a question.

Moxxie: That wasn't a plan.

Blitzo: I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.

Moxxie: A what now?

Blitzo: I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless baby dicked troll?!

Moxxie: *Well, why don't you take an art class?

Blitzo: Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!

Y/N: Um, do we, uh, really need to do all of that? It seems like, um, there might be, you know, other ways to, uh, win the bet without, um, going on a murderous rampage. And, uh, the canoe part with the, um, sharks and maybe a goose? It's, uh, very specific. Are we sure, um, that's the best plan?

Y/N asked, tilting his head slightly as he spoke.

Blitzo: Well, kiddo, if we fail, you're gonna be working for Verosika.

Y/N: Wait, what? When?

Moxxie: He'll be what?

Millie: Say what now?

Loona, who had been listening quietly, suddenly burst out in anger, her tail bristling and her ears flat against her head.

Loona: What the hell, Blitzo?! You can't just bet Y/N like he's property!

Blitzo: Hey! Don't look at me! That was Verosika's idea—if they win, she gets you.

Loona: What?! No way! That's not happening!

Y/N: Um, why does that make you so angry?

Blitzo: Yeah, that was Verosika's condition. She seemed pretty confident... or maybe she just really wants to win Y/N over. Either way, that's the deal.

Loona: Well in that case, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?

Blitzo: Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera.

Y/N, feeling a bit bewildered by the sudden shift in tone, looked around the room with a perplexed expression. His confusion was evident as he struggled to comprehend what was happening and what he was supposed to be looking at.

Y/N: Um, what's going on? What are we looking at?

Y/N's confusion deepened, leaving him feeling like he had somehow missed an important cue or piece of information.

Loona: Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along.

Blitzo: Wait, say that again.

Loona: I can... blend in...?

Loona shrugs as she inquisitively tells Blitzo that she can disguise herself.

Millie: Do you have a human disguise?

Loona: Yeah. Don't you?

The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side.

Loona: You four have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time... without human disguises?!

Y/N: When I would go... I just wore sunglasses and said I had a bad skin condition.

Loona:...Ok that works.

Blitzo: Okay, new plan!

Blitzo quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them.

Blitzo: Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?

Millie: Flawless logic.

Y/N observed the scribbled drawing on the easel, depicting Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them, and listened to Blitzo's proposal. He took a moment to process the information, considering the plan's implications.

Loona held his hand and kissed his cheek.

Moxxie: I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!

Blitzo: Well Pinhead and the Cenobites have done it. I mean come on, they practically invite people to solve their puzzle box.

Y/N: Actually, Blitzo, that's not quite accurate. The Cenobites don't just, um, 'invite' humans who solve the Lament Configuration. They, um, submit them to extreme physical torture, as a way to, uh, reveal all of the hidden pleasures of intense pain for all eternity. And, uh, my dad, he's not just, um, condemning those who open the box purposely. He's also, um, transforming certain humans or animals into Cenobites, subjecting them to a life of, um, eternal torture and suffering.

Millie:...Well he seems like a nice man.

Blitzo: Anyway, I got that covered, Mox.

/////

Later, Blitzo puts up a ratty flyer reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim and horses. Blitzo walks to Moxxie.

Blitzo: Now... we wait.

Moxxie: Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!

Moxxie and Blitzo look to see demons lining up, including Travis, looking at the flyer. Blitzo grins smugly and elbows Moxxie. Blitzo strolls toward the other demons.

Blitzo: Now, who's first?

/////

People happily walk around, relax and talk. Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Y/N, and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.

Blitzo: Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?

Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff.

Loona: Got it.

Meanwhile, Y/N, feeling increasingly uncomfortable with the situation, began to edge away from the group, his unease palpable. He glanced nervously around, searching for an opportunity to slip away unnoticed.

However, before he could make his escape, Blitzo noticed Y/N's movement out of the corner of his eye.

Blitzo: Hey, where do you think you're going?

Y/N: Um, I-I'm not staying. I-I can't do this. It's... it's too much. The noise, the crowds, the sudden movements... it's all... it's all gonna be too overwhelming.

With a knowing smile, Loona reached out and rubbed a spot on Y/N's arm.

Loona: Easy sailor. You don't have to do anything you're not comfortable with. You can...be our cheerleader? And I promise you, I'll stay close to you.

Blitzo: Finally! Now I have a reason for drawing this!

Blitzo pulled out a picture of Y/N cheering for I.M.P.

Loona stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light, she transforms into a human version of herself. The imps stare in shock.

Y/N, in particular, felt his cheeks flush brightly as he gazed upon the human version of Loona.

Blitzo: Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look...downright awful!

Loona glares at Blitzo.

Blitzo: I am so proud. Now, fetch!

Loona: Y/N. Just so we're clear, I'm not cheating on you, I love you, and these people mean nothing to me. Your the only man I want.

Lonna wanted to make sure Y/N wouldn't get upset what she did.

Loona peers in front of her, her target humans outlined in red in her vision. Loona smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin. She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona leads him into the alleyway and leans against the wall. The man reaches out to grab her in lust but is shot in the head by Blitzo spying on the roof. He gives Loona a thumbs up.

In the next shot, a blonde man runs to her in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He is caught in a noose by Blitzo. On a rooftop, a brown haired man leans in to kiss Loona, but Millie knocks him off the roof with a kick. The man falls into a dumpster that Moxxie slams shut. Loona walks with a fat man down the sidewalk and a chain stabs him in the face and rips his head off. Y/N kills a woman by ripping her head off, Millie kills a white haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, another woman gets shot in the head.

Blitzo and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body.

Y/N found himself suddenly approached by Look See. His presence sent a shiver down Y/N's spine, the air around them heavy with an ominous tension.

Y/N: Um, h-hello

Blitzo: That's nine kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many--holy shit! It's one of them!

Feeling a knot of apprehension tighten in his stomach, Y/N followed Look See's gesture, his eyes tracing the path up to the stage where Verosika stood.

Verosika: Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!

The audience cheers. A fan boy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest.

Fan boy: Verosika!

Verosika: This is your final boarding call. All aboard~

Verosika launches into "Vacay to Bonetown". "Fuck you Blitzo" appears on the screens. Followed by "Love you Y/N!" Blitzo growls like a rabid animal, foaming at the mouth.

Guy: Y/N? Wasn't he someone responsible for the a massacre?

/////
Meanwhile in Hurricane Utah

Y/N: One night in Charlie's little house, a coward hides in fear. Nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. Her end is drawing near.

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Look See vanished as Apple, Kat, and Kiki lead a few men and women into a tent that read "Solve the Puzzle! Sleep with us!"

Blitzo: God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!

A vomiting blonde man is seen next to Blitzo.

Blitzo: He on the list, Loonie?

Loona: Huh? Yeah... I- I think so.

A distracted Loona looks at Vortex guarding the stage.

Blitzo: Good!

Blitzo takes out a red and black axe.

Blonde man: Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun?

Blitzo: Yeah... pretty cool, huh?

Blitzo cleaves his head in half with the axe.

Blitzo: But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, next one Loonie, c'mon! Loonie? Wait, where--...?

Blitzo glances around to find Loona nowhere in sight. Her outline flashes. He panics.

Blitzo: Wha-- Wha-- Wh-- WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!?! Y/N! Where...oh shit.

As Verosika's music filled the air, pulsing through the crowd and amplifying the energy in the room, Y/N felt a rising sense of panic bubbling within him. The loud, chaotic sounds reverberated through his senses, overwhelming him in a torrent of noise and movement.

His heart raced, his breaths coming in short, shallow gasps as the clamor of the crowd grew louder, the pounding music echoing in his ears like a cacophony of chaos. The flashing lights and swirling colors only served to heighten his anxiety, blurring together into a dizzying whirlwind of sensation.

Desperate to escape the overwhelming onslaught of stimuli, Y/N's hands shook as he clutched at his ears, trying to block out the noise. His chest tightened with each passing moment, his mind consumed by a tidal wave of panic.

Blitzo: Y/N? Y/N? Y/N, keep it together.

In that moment of intense sensory overload, Y/N felt utterly powerless.

Y/N: Loona? She said...not leave me.

Millie: Look!

Loona is seen walking towards Vortex. Blitzo notices, and his fatherly dread quickly turns to seething anger. Loona checks her makeup as two men French kissing fall to the ground at her feet, and someone offscreen throws their bikini top which lands on Loona's head.

Y/N's hands flew to the sides of his head, his fingers digging into his hair as he began to mumble to himself in a frantic, panicked tone.

Y/N: It's so loud, bright, crowded... Loona... Loona broke her promise... she left me...

Blitzo: Y/N! Oh geez...Just take a deep breath, alright? You're gonna be okay.

But Y/N's panic only seemed to intensify, his breathing coming in short, ragged gasps as he struggled to regain control. With a sudden burst of energy, he broke away from Blitzo's grasp, his feet carrying him in the wrong direction to the overwhelming chaos of the crowd.

Blitzo called out after him, his voice filled with concern, but Y/N didn't stop. He ran, desperate to escape the sensory overload that threatened to consume him, his mind racing with a thousand thoughts and fears.

Blitzo: Oh shit! Y/N! Come back!

Moxxie: Sir! What do we do?!

Blitzo: I'll go get him before Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Teeth, and Tweedle See, find out.

The fanboy runs toward Verosika on stage as she sings the next chorus in "Vacay to Bonetown" but Vortex notices and punches him into the ground, head first. He drags the man away in the distance. Loona walks over toward Vortex, avoiding a French-kissing couple and tossing aside a bra, but is stopped by Josh, who smirks at her, eyebrows raised. She backhands him hard.

Verosika: Now, who wants a piece of this?!

Verosika tosses her Beelzejuice bottle into the ocean, creating a golden spillage. A catfish appears, which rapidly grows into a monster.

Loona walks over nervously toward Vortex.

Loona: Heyyyy... you...!

Vortex: Oh, hey. You're the hound workin' for my boss's freaky ex, and current boyfriend?

Loona: Yeah. Sorry if that's weird.

Vortex: It's cool. Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care. Plus, from what I've heard about Y/N, he seems like a pretty good guy.

Loona: Yeah! Yeah. I'm Loona!

Vortex: Okay. I'm Vortex!

Loona: That's hot... (Ah! What the hell am I doing! I'm in a relationship!!!" I mean, like, literally, y'know, 'cause vortexes... y'know, they give off heat. Probably. Right?

Vortex: Uh, yeah. I guess, but my friends call me Tex.

Loona: Oh, yeah? I wish I had friends. I mean... No, I mean, I don't... I... I don't have friends. Well, I have a boyfriend! He counts...oh shit.

Blitzo arrives and stands between them.

Blitzo: Am I... interrupting something?

Vortex: Nah, man. Just having a conversation.

Blitzo: "Conversation" leads to HPV!

Moxxie and Millie hide behind metal barrels.

Moxxie: And... we've lost him. It's looking like it's up to us handle this list.

Millie: Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the moneys!

Moxxie and Millie run off in the sunset and kill more people starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more.

They follow a guy to the tent, but run into Colossus, who growled at them both.

Moxxie: Oh crumbs...

/////

Loona: Blitzo, get the fuck out of here! You're gonna get us all into shit!

Blitzo: I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job.

Loona: What, I can't have a break?

Blitzo: We have a parking spot on the line! And Y/N's employment!

Vortex: Hey, dude. Why don't you chill out?

Blitzo: Why don't you stay out of it?! Okay, this is our business!

Blitzo holds up a drawing with his tail that shows a diagram of himself killing a human equaling money and earning money equaling a horse.

Blitzo: Literally!

Loona: Fuck, Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!

Blitzo: Because, I adopted you! And that should mean something!

Loona: Oh, what does it matter?! You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!

Blitzo: It still counts!

Loona: Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!

Blitzo: What about Y/N?!

Loona opened her mouth...and was immediately hit with realization.

Loona: Oh shit! Where is he?!?

/////

In the midst of the swirling crowd, Y/N felt the overwhelming weight of sensory overload crashing down upon him. With each passing moment, the noise grew louder, the lights brighter, until it felt as though the world was closing in around him.

Unable to withstand the onslaught, Y/N sank to the ground, his body curling into a tight ball as he succumbed to the grip of a full-blown meltdown. His hands clutched at his ears, trying in vain to block out the cacophony of sound that assaulted his senses.

His breaths came in ragged gasps, his chest heaving with the effort of trying to hold himself together amidst the chaos. Tears pricked at the corners of his eyes, his mind overwhelmed by a whirlwind of emotions.

Surrounded by the pressing throng of bodies, Y/N felt utterly alone, trapped in a world that he couldn't escape from.

a tempest of thoughts and sensations, each one crashing against him with relentless force. He rocked back and forth slightly, a subconscious attempt to soothe himself amidst the overwhelming storm raging within.

His breaths came in shallow gasps, the air feeling thick and suffocating in his lungs. Every sound, every flicker of light felt like a dagger piercing his senses, sending jolts of pain coursing through his already overloaded mind.

In the midst of his meltdown, Y/N's thoughts raced uncontrollably. He couldn't shake the feeling of abandonment, the sense of betrayal he felt as he remembered Loona's absence in his time of need. The promise she had broken weighed heavily on his heart, adding to the turmoil already raging within him.

But amidst the chaos, a small part of Y/N's mind clung desperately to a sliver of hope. Hope that someone, anyone, would come to his rescue.

As Verosika continued her performance on stage, her attention was suddenly drawn to Chatter, who approached her with an urgent gesture. Following his pointed direction, Verosika's gaze landed on the scene unfolding amidst the crowd.

In the midst of the chaos, she spotted Y/N, curled up into a ball, visibly distressed and overwhelmed by the sensory onslaught surrounding him. It didn't take her long to piece together what had happened.

She jumped off stage and knocked down everyone in her way till she got to him.

She knelt down beside him, careful not to startle him further.

Verosika: Hey there, it's okay. Easy, easy, there there. I'm here with you, Y/N. You're safe.

She rubbed his head and back.

She kept her movements slow and deliberate, giving Y/N the space he needed while offering her support in whatever way he required. Gently, she placed a hand on his shoulder, applying gentle pressure in a gesture meant to ground him in the present moment.

With genuine concern in her eyes, Verosika leaned closer to Y/N.

Verosika: Hey, Y/N. Would you like to go somewhere much more quiet?

With a shaky breath, Y/N nodded slowly, his voice barely above a whisper as he responded.

Y/N: Y-yes, please.

As Verosika helped him to his feet, Y/N clung to her support.

/////

Millie and Moxxie hides behind a table with steel barrels of beer.

Moxxie: I can't believe I accidentally shot that...whatever a Cenobite is.

Millie loads a crossbow for Moxxie to take it. He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.

Skool: Wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!

Skool knocks the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie into the air. Moxxie lands in front of dozens of people. A woman points at Moxxie in disgust.

Woman: Eggggh! Oh my god, it's a fucking possum!

Moxxie: Oh, crumbs!

Moxxie tries to get away, but one of the partygoers catches him by the tail.

Skool: I got it!

Skool picks up Moxxie and shoves him into a barrel of beer. The group cheer about "beer possum" as they take turns volleying the barrel away. Moxxie drinks the beer inside and gets drunk.

Skool: Beer possum! Beer possum!

Partygoer: Get ready to get fucked up!

Partygoer: Ready to get fuuucked!

/////

Loona tries to say something to the upset Blitzo, who crosses his arms.

Loona: Uh... Blitzo... I'm-

Blitzo: Enjoy your break, Loonie. I'm gonna go find Y/N!

Loona: Ugggh...

Vortex: Damn, girl. That was savage. You okay?

Loona: Yeah, I'm fine. He'll get over it. He always does. I need to find Y/N.

/////

Millie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. She opens it and the barrel tips over. Moxxie burps as the beer spills out onto the ground.

Millie: Moxxie!

Moxxie: Millieee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em.

Millie picks up the drunken Moxxie. The fish monster emerges from the ocean. The humans, Cenobites, and the succubus saw the monster. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. The humans scream and run away. Blitzo looks at the monster as he finishes choking another man. The fish monster roars.

Moxxie: Ooooh! Fish.

The monster wraps its tongue around Moxxie, pulls him closer and closes its mouth.

Moxxie: Hehehe... Weeeeee...

As the fish monster emerged from the ocean, the three Cenobites - Chatter, Look See, and Colossus - watched with a mixture of curiosity and detachment. To them, the chaos and violence unfolding before them were merely another manifestation of the eternal dance of pain and pleasure that defined their existence.

Chatter, the smallest of the trio, tilted his head slightly, his eyes gleaming with a cold, calculating intelligence. He saw the monster's rampage as an opportunity to observe the intricacies of human suffering, his fascination with the complexities of mortal emotions driving him to linger and watch.

Look See, with his ever-watchful eyes, surveyed the scene with a sense of detached amusement. To him, the humans' screams were like music to his ears, each cry a note in the symphony of suffering that he reveled in. He remained still, his silent presence a silent testament to the inevitability of pain in the mortal realm.

Colossus, the towering figure of the trio, stood stoically amidst the chaos, his massive form a silent sentinel against the backdrop of destruction. While he felt no joy in the suffering of others, he understood the necessity of pain in the grand tapestry of existence, and he accepted his role as a guardian of the boundaries between worlds.

Together, the three Cenobites observed the unfolding carnage with an air of detached curiosity.

Millie spots a spring breaker with a cocktail and kills him with a knife. She lights a cloth on fire and tosses a Molotov cocktail at the fish. The fish loses balance and falls down. Millie rushes into the ocean and slices up the fish's body with her knife. She pries open the monster's mouth, seeing Moxxie punching the monster's uvula. She reaches out her hand toward Moxxie, who briefly gives her a high five. She grabs hold of him and slices the tongue, freeing both of them. Moxxie smiles, closes his eyes and spreads his arms as he flies. He lands into Blitzo's arms. A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit from the tongue, but Blitzo kills him with his flintlock out of annoyance. Moxxie laughs hysterically.

Inside of the monster's mouth, Millie punches the tongue as the monster spits her out as Millie starts wrestling with it.

Moxxie: I love that woman~

His tail makes a heart shape.

Blitzo: Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she?

Millie leaps into the air with her knife and lands inside the monster. She slices off his stomach from the inside before tiredly making her way back to shore.

Blitzo: Ohhhh, yeah, way to show off, Mils!

Millie: Is Mox okay?

Blitzo: Oh, yeah. He's fine.

Millie holds Moxxie in her arms as Moxxie grins with a doped expression.

Moxxie: Thiiiis is funny. I'm sooooo... drinky.

Millie hugs Moxxie, happily laughing.

Blitzo: Ooookay, this is too wholesome for my liking.

Verosika: Blitz-o.

Blitzo: Oh, perfect. That must be the whores! Y/N!

Hurrying over to them, Blitzo got to Y/N who looked exhausted as he clung onto Verosika.

Blitzo: Y/N, are you okay?

As Y/N clung to Verosika, his body felt heavy with exhaustion, every muscle aching with the strain of the sensory overload he had endured.

Y/N's face bore the unmistakable signs of exhaustion and distress as he grappled with the aftermath of his burnout. His features, usually animated and expressive, now seemed drawn and weary, etched with lines of tension and fatigue.

Verosika: He's just overwhelmed. But that fight was handled rather... obvious... Don't you think?

Millie: I don't think this belonged to any of us.

Millie tosses the flask back to Verosika, who catches it, then drop-passes it to Milky.

Millie: Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world.

Moxxie: Oh, Satan! You're gonna be so... FUUUUCKED!

Verosika: Yeah, well... you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!

Moxxie: A human called me a possum. I am not a possum!

Blitzo: Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space and let Y/N stay with us.

Verosika: ...Fine.

Blitzo: WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOON!!!

Millie: Fuck YEAH!

Blitzo: IN YOUR FACE, BIIIITCH!

Then the three Cenobites approached Verosika and the I.M.P crew. Chatter, Look See, and Colossus stood before them, the puzzle box held reverently in their hands. Look See spoke first.

Look See: We have collected 16 souls. Pinhead will be pleased with your harvest, Verosika.

Blitzo: What about us?

Look See: You did nothing!

Chatter: However, there is the matter of his son. He will bring pain, to someone.

Blitzo immediately pointed at Skool. Who had lost both his legs. Colossus grabbed Skool by his head.

Verosika: Come on, let's get out of here. Tex!

Loona: Y/N!

Without hesitation, Loona ran to him as she found him and enveloped him in a tight embrace.

Loona: I'm so sorry, Y/N!

Loona's embrace tightened, her arms wrapping around him protectively. She could feel the tension in Y/N's body, the weight of his exhaustion pressing heavily upon him, and it pained her to see him in such distress.

Loona: I'm sorry I left you! I should have been there for you. I should have never left you alone.

As Loona wrapped him in a tight embrace and showered him with apologies, Y/N remained silent.

As Chatter approached, his presence loomed ominously over Y/N and Loona, his gaze cold and unforgiving. Without a word, he shoved Loona away. He picked up Y/N,

Chatter: Y/N will be coming back with us. Verosika. You and your associates are welcome to follow.

Loona looked down in guilt.

Blitzo: Come on, Loonie Tooney! Let's go back and park our fat fuckin' car in our fat fuckin' space!

I.M.P go through the portal. Loona falls through the portal backwards.

Blitzo jumps up and mockingly flips the double bird through the portal, making Verosika growl in anger and her eye twitch.]

Verosika and her gang huddle together in fear as the police, a clown, and a mine robot surround them, guns pointed.

Police: PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU SICK DEVIANTS!

Verosika: Umm...Chatter? You and the Cenobites enjoy making people suffer? Right?

Chatter sat Y/N down.

Chatter: Yes. We, do.

/////

So yes, there is another Y/N in this world. There are at least six Y/N's in total. There's one who has ZooPhobia...

Also, sorry for how I'm writing Chatter, Look See, and Colossus. I'm still learning how to write them.

What happened does not affect Loona's position in the harem.

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