*five minute tragic backstory sequence abt some kid that no one really cares abt, set to dramatic piano music*

some 14 yr old crying on stage: im going,,,,,,,,to sing a song,,,bc im so original,,,,im gonna make my dead parents/sick parents/dead grandparents proud :(((( this is my song to him,,,(also im tragic and cried on stage so you can't say no to me)