-jumping out of bed when ur trying to sleep but your brain magically started working and figuring out the gaps in your storyline so you gotta write it down

-story notes in four difference mediums spread through your room and electronic devices

-staring at a blank document door excessive amount of time

-"CRAP ITS TIME TO UPDATE"

-someone voted and commented i have a reason to live again

-vividly imagining an awesome scene but have no idea where or how to stick it in

-"yes!!! a comment!!" but its just a spelling correction

-"ive already used this freaking word what's the synonym"

-having a big vocabulary but you cant recall everything at once so you gotta describe the word on the tip of your tongue to google like some sort of animal

-"why are you googling how to [insert weird thing here]?" "im,,an author,,,"

-fbi i swear im not gonna kill anyone i just need to know how to so i can write about it

-getting violently struck with inspiration at the most inopportune moments

-"does this plot suck or am i a literary genius"

-"it probably sucks"

-when the ppl do the thing,,where they read ur stuff,,and like it,,&u die

-dying in general