{This is sort of a filler chapter xD ,cause rn I'm suffering through the painful thing known as writer's block :'D ,anyway I hope ya lovelies have the most amazing day/night <33}

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Etho: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Bdubs: A horrible decision, really.
{Gives me last life vibes)

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Grian: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Mumbo: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Grian: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Scar: edible

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Evil Xisuma: Here's some advice

Helsknight: I didn't ask for any

Evil Xisuma: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Doc: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Bdubs: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Beef: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Etho: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

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Doc: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Ren: Thank you

Doc: I didn't say that was a good thing

Ren: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Grian: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Iskall: Alright.

Grian: TraitorSayWhat?

Mumbo: Excuse me?

Grian: What?

Iskall:

Grian:

Grian: No wait-

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Etho: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

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Xbcrafted, pointing: May I sit there?

Wels: That's my lap

Xbcrafted: That doesn't answer my question, Wels.

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Jevin: I was arrested for being too cool.

Cleo: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Scar: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Cub: Scar, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Cub: What did you do with Grian's body?

Scar: What didn’t I do with the body?

Scar:

Scar: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Scar: I told Cub their ears flush when they lie.

Grian: Why?

Scar: Look.

Scar: Hey Cub! Do you love us?

Cub, covering their ears: No.

Grian:

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Grian: You kill people for money?!

Tango: I can explain!

Grian: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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Iskall: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Stress: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Iskall: No! Four to five seconds!

Stress: Too late!!!

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Tango: While I’m gone, Zedaph, you’re in charge.

Zedaph: Yes!!!

Tango, whispering: Impulse, you’re secretly in charge.

Impulse: Obviously

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Tango: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Zedaph: Three words.

Tango:

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False: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make

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Evil Xisuma: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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Helsknight: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Grian : I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Scar: Really? Name one law

Grian : Don't kill people?

Scar: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Grian : Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?

Scar: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

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Etho: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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*The squad is having dinner together*

Grian: Hels, can you pass the salt?

Hels: *Throws Ex across the table*

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Grian: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Ex: How am I supposed to know?

Hels: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Ex: *sighs*

Ex: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Xb: HELP! I TOLD KERALIS I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Hypno, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Xb: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Keralis: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Xb: Absolutely not.

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