Core Hunter: Today we will be talking about the moral complexities of human trafficking.

Vapour: WHAT THE ACTUAL F—K IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

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Nex, live on HeroBook: Today we will be talking about the villains XPlode and Rotor.

Nex: Also known as the bombardment blaster duo.

(Caption: credit to Tankmount)

Nex: Also known as the Party Crashers.

(Caption: credit goes to Stringer)

Nex: And those smug a— eating p—ks that f-ck their d—-s on cacti 35 times a week-

(Caption: credit goes to Furno)

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Furno, to Rotor when he first invaded his mission: HEY F—KFACE GET YOUR A— DOWN HERE AND FIGHT ME!!!

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Nex, pointing at a shooting star: Look at that! Isn't Mother Nature amazing?

Evo: Nex...that's a plane.

Nex: Well, 1,700 bags of peanuts flying that high! That's pretty amazing too!!

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Dark Creator: I have committed various acts of crime.

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Voltix: We need to talk-

Speeda Demon: The bomb wasn't my idea! I just suggested the food dye!

Voltix:

Speeda Demon:

Voltix: The WHAT?!?

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Stormer: You all are not

Stringer: Y'all ain't.

Furno: Y'AIN'T.

Stormer: Please never say that word again.

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XPlode: I'm no narcissist. I always know what I'm doing is wrong and I'm enjoying every second of it.

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Von Nebula: We are supposed to be fighting the heroes, not each other.

Corroder: It wasn't much of a fight, really. XPlode grabbed me, I shoved Rotor, and Thunder threw Meltdown over a table.

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Zib: I made coffee with an energy drink instead of water.

Surge: So umm, how do you feel?

Zib: My heart stopped beating two hours ago.

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Bulk: If you had a shot for every time you made a bad decision, would you still be sober?

Breeze: Of course.

Stormer: Yes.

Stringer: Maybe a little tipsy.

Surge: Probably wasted at this point.

Furno: Dead.

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Furno: I have a solution.

Surge: Thank Makuro.

Furno: It involves fire.

Surge: Never mind.

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Furno: My processor is telling me yes, but Breez is telling me no.

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XPlode: You are literally too stupid to insult.

Thunder: Thank you!

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Rocka: Now, guys, before we fight them, there's something we need to remember.

Evo: Von Nebula and Core Hunter are expecting a super-competent team of mighty heroes.

Rocka: That gives us the element of surprise.

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Jawblade: Can ye' please be normal for three minutes.

Splitface: *Earsplitting screeching*

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Here's an image of Bulk for sale.

I know that it has extra parts but he looks weird with Furno's head.

I'm STILL trying to finalize the designs for the comics, here's a small preview of the first major villains who will be appearing as well as Bulk and Stringer.