Bulk: You know, you can solve your problems without violence.

Von Ness: Okay, but consider: I'm really, really good at violence.

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Nex: Do you trust me?

Rocka: No.

Nex: I'll take that as a yes.

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Voltix: I wanted to make a board game in which you decide if the culprit of the crime is Von Nebula, Core Hunter, or XPlode based on descriptive information but now I don't think I should.

Speeda Demon: Why not?

Voltix: Because "has no friends"and "mean spirited" can apply to all three of them.

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Dark Creator: God complex this, victim complex that... I have an underground complex, it's where I perform my evil and f-cked up experiments.

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Surge: It is impossible to say the word "bubbles" and make it sound threatening.

*Later*

Stringer: Can someone please tell me why Furno has been screaming "bubbles" angrily from the roof of the Hero Factory for the past 15 minutes?

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Black Phantom: Do you know why I recruited you for the Legion of Darkness?

Speeda Demon: I assumed you lost a bet.

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Breez: I relate to quite a few Disney princesses because they have animal friends and are great people.

Furno: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

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XPlode: I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.

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Bulk: Younger  me would be both terrified and in awe at who I am now.

Surge: Younger me didn't think I'd get this far.

Furno: I would fight a younger me.

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Core Hunter: Thousands of people told me not to do it.

Core Hunter: So I did it.

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Rocka: Furno says that I only have three days to live.

Surge: Are you sick?...do robots even get sick?

Rocka: Nope, he just doesn't like me.

Furno, in the distance: I'M GOING TO F-CK YOU UP ON TUESDAY!!!