Von Ness: I prevented a murder today.

Thresher: Really? How?

Von Ness: Self Control.

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Furno: You look like a Dorito chip suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Rotor: You're literally three years old, go back to the daycare.

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Thunder: XPlode called me pretty today.

Meltdown:

Thunder:

Thunder: Well actually he said that I'm pretty annoying.

Thunder: I only focus on the positive.

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Furno: How about we round up all the p-dos, zooph-les, and r-pists and shoot them dead.

Stormer: We can't legally do that.

Furno: Fine, how about we give them all the 'spay and neuter' treatment instead followed by a castration so they'll never be able to do anything of the sort again.

Stormer: We still can't legally do that either but I'm not against those ideas.

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Evo: I'm usually a calm person but seeing Nex trying to take a SELFIE with CORE HUNTER made me loose my sh-t and he has no idea how lucky he is to still be ALIVE.

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Rocka, to Furno: You're as beautiful as the sun.

Rocka: It's painful to look at you.

Furno: And you look like clown vomit.

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XPlode: You shouldn't hit a person with glasses.

XPlode: You should hit them with something harder instead.

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Warpath: People always ask me "what did I ever do to you?"

Warpath: The answer is simple: you existed.

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Got the random motivation to work on the one story that didn't have a single character uploaded?

Yes.

Got the motivation to finish part 2 of Mechanical Madness?

No.

I still wonder why I live in the only place you can find Green Anacondas, Nile Crocodiles, Rattlesnakes, and Bears without going to the zoo.

And the old people driving still have a higher body count because they squeeze into spaces without looking and cut others off without warning on the highways.