2p!America: Okay, so do the damn chapter lengths represent your height and how often we appear represent how many fucking reads you get?

Admin: Um, what...?

2p!America: Theses chapters are short as fuck and we basically don't exist.

Admin: *le gasp* HOW DARE YOU! I TRY MY BEST.

2p!America: But it's never good enough. Is it?

Admin: Oh shit. You're right. TIME TO CRY!™

2p!England: How could you Allen!?!? He's trying! You don't have to be such a, excuse my language, jerk face! Also, tHAT'S THREE MONEY IN THE SWEAR JAR, YOUNG MAN!

2p!American: Whatever... *puts money in the jar*

Admin: He's so right though. *cri* About everything. Except the fact he's a vegan. That's just fuc-

2p!England: *angry glare*

Admin: -udged up. It's fudged up. How can someone not eeat meat when bacon exists? Anyways~ Ta ta, my darlings!