Hetalia middle school aus.

America:*wore way to much axe body spray*

England:*wears temporary tattoos all the time to look cool*

France:*knows way to much in sex ed. and points out the discrepancies in the middle school material and sometimes even corrects the teacher*

Prussia:*snorting pixie sticks and then sneezing, promptly putting a mixture of snot and dust all over Austria*

Admin:*wearing temporary tattoos and Sharpie all over  cuz he is cool, also snorting pixie sticks with Prussia, and laughing his ass of in sex ed. (he sits at a table with France, Spain, and Prussia[and his 5 meters])*

This is how it would be...

Well, Ta ta my darlings!