Okay guys this actually happened so yeah...

Admin: *sitting in social studies waiting for class to start*

Teacher:*sits down* okay class so yesterday I found a note on the floor... now I don't normally go through your things but... what's on the floor is fair game... and I found a love letter... want me to read it to you???

Class: YES!!!

Teacher: okay... (it was something like this)
Now I don't know how to start this letter but we need to talk... thing with us haven't been going so well... you're being very bossy and won't let me be myself... you make me do all sorts of things I don't want to do... I can't be myself and still be with you... so... we're over... I'm sorry...

Teacher: can any one guess who wrote this

Class: *yelling out well known couples in the school*

Teacher:want me to tell you?

Class: YES!!!

Teacher: nah!

Class: aww... Please!?!?

Teacher: Okay... it says... to England from America...

Teacher: So the declaration of independence was basically one of the world greatest breakup letters...

Admin: *thinking* I don't know if i should laugh or cry... oh god the feels...

Teacher: I'm gonna read it again now that you know it's from America to England...

Admin:*thinking* do you hate me??? NO!

Teacher:*re-reads it*

Admin:*thinking* yep you hate me... *trying not to get hysterical cuz USUK is (one of the many of) admins OTP(s)*

True story...

Well... Ta Ta, my darlings...