America: MOM!
HEY!

Wonderland: Hello Alfred, My Dear.
What Is It?

America: GUESS WHAT
I MET JESUS

Wonderland: What?....

America: HE TOLD ME I WAS ADOPTED! ;-;

Wonderland: What!

America: YEA
AND I SAID, LOOK WHO'S TALKING!!
HE LEFT, BUT I BURNED JESUS!!

Wonderland: Oh...

America: AND I FEEL SATISFIED

Wonderland: Okay... O_o

America: So What'cha Doing, Ma?

Wonderland: Would Your Like Some Apple Pie, Alfred, Dear?

America: Where?!

Wonderland: Here. *Hands A Slice Of Pie To Alfred*

America: *Sniffs It* Did You Make It...?

Wonderland: Look I'm Not That England

America: That's What I Was Gonna Say.
I Was Worried He Helped You...

Wonderland: Of Course Not

America: *Takes bite* MMMHP IT MHPFS SO GUDE

Wonderland: Thank You, But Please Don't Speak With Mouth Full.

America: Sorry, But Did You Happen To See Commie Bastard?
I Need To Get Revenge.

Wonderland: Who Would That Be ?

Alfred F Jones: Russia, Duh!

Wonderland: Oh.... Isn't He A Demon?

Alfred F Jones: What?

Wonderland: Oh...Uh...Nothing! 😅

America: Whatevs Bro! Anyway
I Was Talking To Him Before Right?
And I Tell Him I'm Smarter Then Him.
He Asks Me "Alright Then, What Method Were The Allies Going To Use To Attack Japan?"
And I was like NUKES DUH!

Wonderland: Hm... 😐

America: And he said
'That's What Happened, But We Were Going To Use Bats Native To Japan That Make Nests In Buildings And Attach Bombs To Them'
And I Got So Mad.

Wonderland: Did He Attack Your Port In Hawaii?

America:Who Russia?
No that was Japan

Wonderland: Uh No Japan

America: Yea
Anyway

Wonderland: O..

America: I Asked Russia If He Proposed That Plan.
And He SAID I DID IT!!!
WHICH I DID, OH MY GOD HERE!!!

Wonderland: Here?

America: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb (I WAS LEGIT OUT OF CHARACTER OMFG)

Wonderland: Oh....

America: WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?
MY GOD ME.
I BET IT WAS ALLEN
MAYBE EVEN AMELIA

Wonderland: Keep Amelia Out Of This Alfred.
Didn't You Say You Were Angry At Japan..

America: Oh no
I'm not mad at kiku
I'm mat at that commie bastard for telling me that.

Wonderland: Oh

America: 😡

Wonderland: But We Can't Do Anything About Him

America: Well...

Wonderland: The Past Is In The Past

America: Nukes...?

Wonderland: Oh You Know What Happens If You Do.

America: Cold war all over again...
It'd be worth it...

Wonderland: The Soviet Union Will Return then

America: Nah

Wonderland: ....

America: But I could take over Russia...
and sell it to Prussia!
Then He Could Come Back And Russia Would Be Gone!

Wonderland: Uhh.. Alfred

America: What?

Wonderland: Alfred ... 😰

America: What?!
It's a great idea!

Wonderland: ....
No

America: Yea it is :I

Wonderland: N-not T-that

America: What then?

Wonderland: Ehehehe *Nervous Laugh*

America: What? It's better then my normal plans! Global domination is always best!

Wonderland: He's Right Behind You... 😰

America: OH GOD
HIDE ME MOMMY *Runs Behind Mom*

Wonderland: That's What I Was Trying To Tell You, Alfred, Dear...

America: OH Shitshitshit, *Whispers* Do You Think He Heard Me...?

Wonderland: Well He Was In The Room...😒

America: Eheheh...
I'm screwed...

Wonderland: Oh Hello Ivan I Didn't See You There

Russia: Privet Comrade!
I Heard You Were Talking About Me.~

Wonderland: Oh Uh Yes... We Were Talking About Getting Sunflowers.

America: Uh Yea!

Russia: Oh That's Wonderful... Although, I Swore I Heard Something About Prussia...

Wonderland: Oh He Took Them From Us... 😅

America is Yea! You Can Uh, Um, Get Them Back And You Can Have Them!

Wonderland: (I'm Sorry Prussia; It Was His Birthday Yesterday Or What Everyone)

America: (Ikr xD)

Wonderland: So How Are You, Ivan, Dear?
( I Swear I Felt, Natalia Glaring At Me, But Still I'm Gonna Win In The Fight Anyways )

Russia: I'm Not Sure That's What I Heard.
I'd Appreciate The Truth.

Wonderland: But It Is...

*Prussia Running With A Bouquet Of Sunflowers And Irises*

Wonderland: 😳

America: *Grabs Prussia's Shirt Collar*
See!
Here!

Wonderland: 'We Are So Lucky Right Now'

America: 'I Know Right...'
See! Here Prussia!
Give Russia His Flowers!

Wonderland: 'It Have Ivan's Name On The Tag.
So That's Where My Gift For Ivan Went.'

Russia: Hm, I Suppose That'll Work.

*Grabs Flowers Out Of Prussia's Hands And Inspects Name Tag*

Well, I Shall Be Off!
Prussia And I Will Be... Chatting...

Wonderland: Ok
Bye~

America: Bye~!

*Russia Leaves With Prussia Held By The Collar Of His Suit*